Have you ever dreamed of having sexual sex with a cartoon hottie, like Katara? This game will make you feel happy. There will be no dialogue or story, only an interactive pov sex scene. There is also various options for customization which will make the experience even more thrilling. You may also opt to randomize it to make it more enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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What occurs when dating video game satisfies investigator category? You obtain the video game like "Time for You"! Weird points are occurring around the community recently though it is not the huge factor to place your love life on forever lengthy time out? Simply make sure that prior to diving right into charming connections you will discover sufficient regarding your brand-new close friends and particularly brand-new sweethearts, all right?
From the extremely starting Insouke sensed that he is right here for a factor. The indications were hardly noticable, hardly obtaining with each other yet the even more epxlorations Inosuke made the extra noticeable it was ending up being - this location has several tricks and all these tricks are linked with his. Do not anticipate this experience in the globe of "Devil Killer" will certainly be just grimm - this renowned anime world has a great deal of attractive women personalities and they all have filthy tricks you require to check out!
Do not you believe that playing casino poker will be way extra enjoyable if behind every single card there will be a warm looking model? Win the round and transform any one of these living cards right into an erotic dance program! Simply trade the cards with your online challenger up until you make sure that your mix is greater and attempt to disrobe all the hotties (and there will certainly be great deals of them this time around) offered!
This is a tale regarding an individual with challenging destiny that needs to live without his familiy because of some neutral points his papa has actually done. Our individual obtains a 2nd possibility when he discovers out the address where his step-mother and step-sister live. He runs away and currently is attempting to establish a brand-new much better life with them. Did he really believed that it is so simple to run away from the transgressions of the past?
Exactly how ready to ridicule cards extra activity oriented? You will certainly not simply make the cover however you will certainly require to utilize a card-marked bullet to strike the relocating card-marked targets in order for the covering to occur! Gather extra factors than your online oppoent and you will certainly see that our variation of the video game is not just extra energetic however likewise method extra interesting! Best of luck!
"My Hero Academic community" is full of wonderful stories and outstanding personalities. Exactly how around not simply to comply with somebody's stroy however to make your very own in the acquainted setup? End up being a brand-new trainee and allow your very own decisons to specify that will certainly become your buddy and that will certainly become your temporal opponent... and ofocurse whose pussy you are mosting likely to fuck every nighr simply for enjoyable!
Unlike the anime seires right here your life is not restricted with training your pokemons and sending them right into fight. When, right here you aslo has close friends and household to take treatment regarding also though occasionally it can be rather hard to do all at. Well, a minimum of your sweethearts are warm looking and rather renowned in the wolrd of pokemon which most definitely need to provide you sufficient inspiration and sufficient benefit to progress!
You constantly believed that you could do a much better deal with pokemons than Ash Ketchum? You constantly believed that Ash's redhead sweetheart Misty would certainly splash every single time you neighbor? You believed that milfs like Ash's mama would certainly freak out over you? Well, in this video game you will lastly obtain the possibility to proove every one of these and much more! CG experience for the grown-up followers where you will certainly do uncommon points with your preferred personalities!
When your preferred dream videogame personalities are mosting likely to fuck you hardly have any type of various other option than to see the whole program. Given that this is still a video game you can choose one of several settings that they will certainly be doing it! Plus the majority of these setting can be revealed from the different electronic camera angles so you might appreciate every single minute. And indeed, you do not really need to be the follower of "Wow" to appreciate these minutes.
This tale has quite traditional start - unexperienced and young girl transfers to huge city where she will certainly discover a great deal of brand-new chances and deal with a great deal of brand-new lures. Which ones will win the fight for Eva's (that's our primary heroine's name btw) spirit and mind? Overview Eva with her brand-new life and witness her makeover right into either much better or even worse variation of herself!
When one door shuts the various other one opens up. Or in this specific situation given that this tale has to do with DnD followers: when one wonderful portal shuts the questionable individual includes a special deal... As you have actually most likely currently thought from checking out the title this deal will certainly be the present of hypnotherapy and it will certainly depend on you exactly how you will certainly be utilizing it. As long as you maintain complying with specific regulations ofcourse...
To finish the job of discovering women for your manager, you will certainly require to start an exhilarating city-wide experience. The very first quit on your trip is the regional cinema, where the most recent superhero movie, The Incredibles, is presently playing. Your objective is to discover Violet Parr, the unseen teen superhero from the flick. To do this, you will certainly require to assimilate with the group and maintain your eyes peeled off for any person that displays phenomenal capabilities, such as invisibility. You will certainly require to approach her and strike up a discussion when you have actually effectively determined Violet. Make sure to discuss your appreciation for her superhero capabilities and reveal your manager's rate of interest in satisfying her. Make certain to obtain her get in touch with info and prepare a time and location for the intro if Violet concurs to satisfy your manager.
Do you need to know exactly how it really feels to be the pawn in your very own video game? You play as a comics musician so dabbling lives of your personalities is kinda daily regimen for you. What if one day mystical animal will transform you right into one of your very own personalities? Will your understanding of your very own world assistance you to win or was the maker of this insane globe method as well unjust? Just you can address this concern. And keep in mind - any type of pawn can become queen when played effectively...
You were an effective mage yet also your world powers were not nearly enough to dominate the Kingdom all on your own. What is your strategy of activities? To visit the various other globe, to obtain a 2nd possibility, to return as much more effective mage and to coninue to do what you are doing the very best - slaying your opponents, fucking your slavegals and collecting each item of power over the Kingdom you could!
Beautiful, huge-titted but a bit bimbo blonde is currently waiting for the release of a fresh smartphone. It'll be a device with plenty of attributes for blondes. She's currently standing in line to become the first-ever possessor of a fresh smartphone. The store's doorway opens and the blonde sees that some dude has already bought a fresh smartphone. Blonde at a rage. She indeed wants a fresh smartphone. She gives the dude a bargain - the blond provides him a sucky-sucky, and he'll offer her phone. Dude guarantees and they go to the wc. You want to know what's going on in the wc. And also see how the blonde inhales on a dick and plays with nut sack. Or there will be much more than just a sucky-sucky!? Wish to understand it? Then begin playing.
Right here you will certainly see attractive Inga in the very start of her course of a slavegirl - she is still ignorant, she is still not prepared to take her clothing off by the need of her master, her excellent skin is not accustomed to the bruning touch of a whip... yet quickly it as everything about to alter as well as Inga most definitely has all the possibilities to end up being the preferred toy of her leading master!
Within this game famous"League of Legends" will trun to"League of Pleasures"! So get ready to watch your fave chracters - Lux, Nidalee or Miss Fortune - to way more hot sort of act which you used to! Simply select your champ (at first-ever it is possible to select only Lux - additional characters will be unlocked only once you conclude the game for a minumum of one tim) and dive right into conflict from humungous sea monster that for some reason battles just with sexy chicks. To overcome him you'll need some mythical armore or fastes thumbs to carry out a hundred clicks at a single 2nd - you may require a fantastic eye and decent memory. That is right - the conflict mode here is created in kind of memory card game! Just recall in the order and in what crevasses that this creature has fucked the champ on replicate it!
Our heroine is rather locked from the dungeon that is subterranean. I suppose she needs to get an outlet, but I've a sense rather those creatures will continue attacking and fucking her and that she will not locate it. Verify the controls. There is 20 enemy types, 4 phases bonus 1 (available once you clear that the 4th phase).
Gotham's shield is called for by bat signal . Since now in issues becoming non that Commisionar Gordon and Batman is dashing to the rescue. But he is tied to the tabouret with his pants pulled down? Looks like this is the work of Gotham City tarts - trio of the best supercriminals that Batman has ever faced including Catwoman, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. And you do not need to become a planet's greatest detective to see this all is only rone snare for crusader. What Gotham City Sluts need this moment? Well, everything they need tonight would be really have a fucking together with Batman. Just select which one is going to confront Batman very first-ever and at what place. Notice that at some moments Gordon is permitted to join the conflict.
In the fourth episode Mandy's tales of her father and with the man who claims to be her father will be continued. Since this miniseries is a story-driven show it's recommended to go through all episodes prior to starting this episode. Have you seen the episodes on our site? Now you are eager to try them out on our site. You're now able to realize the reality. But, you have to be able to find the perfect balance between your professional and personal life. As you will see, a lot depends on the choices you make. Making the right decisions will enable you to progress in the story and gain access to the erotic content.
Can you ever desired to play with the adults only variation of this game at which you ought to have a decent care of your pet? Then very likely you're into gimp practice genre and appropriate here we've got one of these games to make sure! As we said here you'll be playnig as a gimp trainer along with your principal aim is going to be to instruct some brilliant hump gimp. Ofcourse such activity will demand a whole lot of regular and a few program working these are the sections of the genre. Besides who stated that regular that involves a great deal of supremacy hump will likely probably be bland? Click the clock to change the pace time if you may wish to observe the outcomes of your instruction earlier or slow down it in the event you feel there are one or two significant classes your trainee must have right now.
This busty oriental milf is trembling her hefty and huge tits for a factor - she desires you to see them and obtain hard! Yes, she is not just warm however likewise extremely turned on and today nobody else however you might assist her keeping that. You do not also require to do anything - simply comply with the tale from scene to scene (with triangular switches) and appreciate the kinky funtime with each other! Round switches are for choosing phases (and not suggested for the very first walkthrough).
Your life will alter. Regardless of want it or otherwise. The important things is your papa determine to wed once more which suggests your home will obtain quite crowded since you will certainly obtain not just step-mom however likewise 3 (yes, 3!) step-sisters! The location that you when called home turns right into a nuthouse and the only point that might assist you to approve this brand-new truth is sex...
You are not completely certain exactly how did such point hppened yet you get up in the underwold. And this is where you are discovered by adorable looking however rather egotistic succubus. She declares herself to be the leader of this location which you currently need to offer her. Exactly how precisely? By returning to the world of livings and attracting the hotties that are thought about 'unseducable '! Can you take care of the task?
First of this manga porn game is completely in japanese language however hardly this reality should keep you from attempting it particularly if you're into nice looking and bashful (at least from the very first-ever belief ) oriental chicks out of the art college. Incidentally this nymph's title is Iyura Mishima and now you'll be working together with her in the art course but what you will do there will be based on what options you'll create (which is again on account of the simple fact of how japanese language will deliver you a great deal of surprises). And nobody prevents you from considering of your story that could occur in the background as you'll be luving manga porn artworks and scenes all over the way. Quite simply just attempt this game if you love interactive manga porn experiences.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat