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2024-08-21 16:08:18
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
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Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
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Only a day ago, you were nothing more than a boring guy stuck in a monotonous routine, but today you’re thrust into the electrifying world of fighting superpowered villains as part of a fierce squad of extraordinary heroes! You never know what wild scenario will hit you the moment you leave your doorstep.
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Are you set to become the latest member of the infamous Teen Titans crew? Prepare to face an unending flood of threats while having a blast like never before. If the thought of hooking up with the sultry, mysterious goth goddess Raven makes your pulse race, you're in the right place. So if you said 'Yes!' loud and proud at least once, we have no clue why you’re still here instead of playing already.
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Curious how many of Konoha’s finest ladies you can charm? Maybe five dozens? And it keeps growing with every choice you make! You wouldn’t want to skip this raw, interactive hentai journey based on "Naruto Shippuden" that’s bursting with excitement! This isn’t simply about banging your favorite shinobi babes - you’ll immerse yourself in the shinobi realm, uncovering both its obvious and hidden delights. Wander the buzzing village, chase after clandestine trysts, and reveal story arcs charged with raw passion and tension. Your choices crank up the heat, weaving tighter bonds with every seductive encounter you orchestrate. From sharp exchanges to steamy behind-the-scenes affairs, this adventure mixes pulse-pounding action with irresistible eroticism. Prepare to plunge into a realm where your deepest desires come alive, molded by the boldness of your every move. Exploration reveals each character’s hidden desires and boundaries, offering an intensely tailored erotic journey. Don’t hesitate any longer—embrace the shinobi lifestyle and surrender to the uncharted ecstasies these fierce girls have in store. Konoha’s streets, seductive ladies, raw passion, and hidden mysteries await your domination. Dive into this scorching hentai tale and make your mark between pleasure and peril.
Being a widower makes you not so interested in any significant partnership... or at the very least you assumed so until the day you have meet Miranda. And she is not just beautiful or simply smart - Miranda recognizes how to make an impact sufficient for a person to maintain loking for her also after some terrible keys from her past start to come out. And of course, you are he or she! A bad strategy has actually been placed in activity and currently just you can assist Miranda...
Step into the shoes of a middle-aged teacher who has yet to settle down. Life takes a sharp turn after a chain of strange happenings that bring you straight into a secretive camp.
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During daylight hours, you navigate university life, carrying the facade of a clever and modest student. When darkness creeps in, the truth beneath your calm surface bursts out. Tuition fees aren't forgiving, and your pockets aren’t deep enough to keep up. And where else could a tempting redhead in your shoes turn for fast cash except the hidden lanes of lust and vice?. Step into the game where your two worlds collide - the studious daytime and the wild, secret night.
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Pussymon: Cath and Fuck series. And it is Episode 7 already! The name of the sequence: Greenwood Farm. The game commences that you and your party of friends end up in a place that they have never been before. Pretty shortly you will find out tht the location is called Greenwood Farm. Why? What pussymons you'll be able to find here? Whe you will find so many locked doors? Well, you will need to play a little bit longer if you would like to seek out answers for all these questions. And the game has kept its basic mechanics. Explore the entire world areas, meet different (and sexy) npc, finish quests, rest (and save the game) at the local inn, buy usefull items at the merchant houses and obviously find and catch sexy pussymons! There are seven new pussymons in sequence seven - try to capture them all!
Beautiful and big-boobed Tifa Lockhart - the female Persona of the vid game Final Fantasy VII out of Square. The character style was designed by Tezwei Nomura. Tifa - master of martial art Zangan-Ryu, fights only mitt to mitt. But she was unlucky. She was captured while trying to steal secret documents. Now agents will torture Tifa Lockhart to find out the truth. They will squeeze her big tits and pierce her puffies with needles. After that, they will fuck Tifa Lockhart in her taut and pink vagina and round donk. Definitely Tifa Lockhart did not expect such a turn of events. To interact with the game use the mouse. Fuck big-boobed Tifa Lockhart right now until she reaches orgasm.
Take on the mantle of a prince from a small but fiercely respected tribe. Despite your tribe’s modest size, it commands immense admiration from neighboring clans, and this respect isn't given lightly. The women in your tribe are not only breathtakingly beautiful but also deadly warriors, trained in the arts of combat and strategy, making your people formidable on every front. This unique blend of allure and strength has made your tribe a coveted ally, sought after by surrounding factions eager to secure their own power.
Ambitious neighbors send their daughters to win your favor through marriage, hoping to bind your tribe to theirs through bonds of blood and loyalty. But marriage here is far from a simple affair of affection; it's a high-stakes game where alliances are fragile and betrayal lurks beneath polished smiles. Each prospective bride brings with her the weight of her family’s ambitions and secrets.
Selecting a wife becomes a perilous task when some suitors conceal dark intentions, as among these noble families lurk those who orchestrated a sinister conspiracy against your mother. The very woman who nurtured and guided you now lies at the heart of a dangerous plot, and the shadows of treason threaten to unravel your entire lineage.
Delve into the tangled web of political intrigue and uncover hidden agendas behind each suitor’s smile, testing your wit, your courage, and your loyalty. Will you embrace passion or suspicion? Trust or paranoia? Every decision carves your path deeper into a labyrinth where love and danger intertwine.
Command your tribe’s destiny through a blend of cunning alliances, intimate encounters, and warrior prowess. Your choices will shape the future - will you rise as a legendary ruler or fall victim to the dark schemes twisting through your court?
Step into a vivid saga of lust, loyalty, and lethal plots where pleasure and peril collide. The fate of your tribe, your family, and your heart all hang in the balance. Will you play the game and claim your throne, or will the conspiracies pull you under? The power to decide is in your hands—choose wisely, act boldly, and experience the raw intensity of ruling a tribe where nothing is as it seems.
Sex on the first-ever date!? Yes it is possible and real. If you're as gorgeous as the hero of this game - Tom. Entering the local cafeteria, Tom witnessed at the table a buxom doll Mellisa, and decided to get acquainted. After a little talk on different topics Tom persuaded sexy Mellisa to display him her big tits and took photos around the phone. And then they went by car in a sexual escapade. What do you think was ? Play it now and find out the reaction to this question. Look how Tom toughly and rigidly fucks buxom doll Mellisa. Use the mouse to choose the right reaction in the dialogue.
Inside this 3D hump flash game you get a chance to fuck and torture a buxom and wild dark-haired whose name is currently Tifa Lockhart. The most important mission is to receive breast milk. Examine the game screen. You see buxom Tifa Lockhart. She has damn bosoms that are excellent for getting breast milk. Especially if there is a strained situation. Use the mouse to interact with the game. As well as game objects. By way of example, a needle using a drug and a sadism & masochism machine. Click on the chick's bosoms to squeeze them and twist puffies. Prick her narkotikku to elevate the amount of arousal. And then use a sadism & masochism machine for hump sex. Tifa Lockhart will give you a great deal of breast milk. So if you're ready, then do it at this time.
In this game you will see how a youthful female is given into the mitts of depravity and pleasure. This pretty female has weird fetish bang-out. She likes to piss in a public place. And asks a couple of unfamiliar folks to help her with this process. So on the game screen, you see a female who sits on a bench. Her legs are wide apart and you see with her pink poon. Use the mouse and interactive spots to stimulate the clitoris and urine in this female. And then she will begin to suck the ground. Definitely it looks damn depraved because the female will also suck a fat cock. Do you run into such a lovemaking fetish? Is she ready to help the female realize her fantasies in public? If that's the case, then let's embark the game at this time and take action.
New game for all devotees of undressing hot anime chicks! This time you will get the chance to undress non apart from famous pilet Rei Ayanami from"Neon Genesis Evangelion"! Choose of dozen poses for Rei clothed in her white bathing suit swimsuit and enjoy the flash! You can't only witness but touch her big saucy knockers during the process - they are well animated for flash game. Make her work with your knob more and more lively so both of you could get an orgasm. And then it is possible to change position and have hot hump act one more time. Despite the size of her knockers Rei is pretty limber and she will let you to fuck her lying on her back, from behind or even in cowgirl positions! Different position and always alluring Rei - devotees of NGE must play this game for sure!
Today Rukia and Inoue are going to spend the hwole day at the library. But not because they enjoy reading old books but because the rest of the characters seems never been considering visiting such place so only here these two beautiful ladies can stay alone and ultimately to show their girl-on-girl desires... or is it not girl-on-girl if one of damsels is actually futanari? Anyways, enjoy this intercative set of anime porn scenes with your dearest characters from anime"Bleach" which will include oral, titty fucking, puffies sucking, labia penetrating and ofcourse messy facial as the final accord! And in case you still need to see more then go to our website where you can always find more of anime porn parodies over favored anime and videogames!
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat