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Dating ★ 3.7
Erotic date: Gina
Another Lesson of Passion joint, and I swear the dev has a dartboard with fetishes on it. This time it's Gina, a brunette with proportions that would make a physics engine weep. Big tits, nice ass, the usual. Your job, as the faceless horny protagonist, is to get her from a date to a hotel room. It's a pickup artist simulator without the terrible hat. The whole thing runs on a weird hybrid system. You pick dialogue options that are about as smooth as sandpaper, stuff like "You have beautiful eyes" that would get you laughed out of a real bar. But then there's this other layer where you just... click on her body parts. Click her tits, she giggles. Click her ass, she acts surprised. It's like a groping minigame disguised as conversation. The achievement system pops up for the most mundane shit too. "Clicked Left Boob." Congratulations, you're a digital pervert. There's no failure state I could find, which makes the whole "seduction" angle feel like a formality. You're basically just poking her until she agrees to fuck. The art is that specific Lesson of Passion style, like someone traced over a 3D model and then forgot to add any texture or life. Gina's face has two expressions: vacant and slightly less vacant. The sex scene, when you finally unlock it by clicking the right sequence of pixels, is animated with all the passion of a screensaver. Thrusting loops that don't quite line up. I spent more time trying to figure out the clickable zones on her neck than I did enjoying any of it. It's a strange little time waster, a fap puzzle for the easily amused. The whole thing feels like a prototype for a game that never got made, just a skeleton of an idea with some tits slapped on.