- Home
- #Aquarius
Aquarius games
Everything Aquarius in one place. Choose from 3 games and jump straight in.
Aquarius games
Visual Novel ★ 4.5
Of Potions and Spells - v0.8
The potion shop is where this whole thing goes from "another VN with Fairy Tail girls" to something that actually made me snort my drink. You walk in, and there's this shady merchant who basically sells you roofie juice but with magic sparkles. First thing I do? Target Mirajane. Because obviously. The mind control mechanic isn't some complex minigame, it's literally click potion, pick girl, watch her eyes go all swirly. The art for that moment, when Erza's expression shifts from "I will end you" to "yes master" is so jank it circles back to being perfect. Her tits look like someone inflated two beach balls and called it a day, but somehow that's the appeal. It's Aquarius engine stuff, so everything has that slightly off proportion thing going on where anatomy is just a suggestion. The trainer elements kick in after you've collected a few of them. Lucy's dialogue during her scenes reads like it was translated through three different languages and then back through Google Translate circa 2012. "Your man part makes my heart go doki doki" is an actual line I'm pretty sure I saw. Or maybe I hallucinated it. The Cana scenes are where the game remembers it's supposed to be a parody, her drunk personality making the mind control stuff feel less... you know. There's transformation tags listed but I never found them. Maybe locked behind some grind I couldn't be bothered with. Kagura and Kiria are in there too, but honestly after setting up the harem rotation I just kept going back to Juvia because her obsessed personality combined with the potion effects creates this recursive loop of devotion that's both hilarious and kind of hot. Sound design is whatever. There's music I think. I muted it after five minutes because the loop was drilling into my skull. The real audio experience is the silence between dialogue boxes where you can hear your own questionable life choices echoing back at you. Mirajane's demon form doesn't even show up which feels like a missed opportunity. The whole thing is unpolished in that specific way where you can tell someone had a very particular vision and zero budget but somehow the horny energy carries it through.
Fantasy ★ 5.0
Vow Me, Faeries! - v0.60
The era of Gustav's carefree bliss had come to an end. He was a skilled mage who had spent his days in comfort and obedience, studying under the formidable Mavis alongside his so-called "half-sister" Lucy. However, strange and unsettling events began to fracture that peace, demanding a sense of responsibility and gravity he had never known before. The growing mystery surrounding these incidents and his hidden origins weighed heavily on him, tangled further by the complex web of connections forming around him. Romance and joy, laced with a magnetic “H element,” intertwined themselves deeply through an increasing number of characters in his life, making his quest for answers messier and adding sharpness and allure to his already tangled journey. With every meeting, Gustav found himself entangled in a mixture of seduction and struggle, compelled to balance magical dangers with the rising passions pulling at his resolve. The sparking interactions and fiery encounters transformed his path into a precarious balance where responsibility clashed wildly with temptation. Once protected and innocent, Gustav now grappled with not only the shrouded truths of his past but the dizzying allure of fresh bonds, all pulling him into a maze of enigma and seduction. This adventure offered peril paired with pleasure, unearthing secrets fused with lust, begging the player to plunge deep into a world where arcane power met primal craving. Could Gustav seize control of his destiny, or will the tempest of emotions and secrets devour him whole? The choice awaits those daring enough to venture forward.
Fairy Tail ★ 4.0
Busty Ninjas - v1.2 MOD4
I loaded this up expecting another cheap parody smash up, you know the type, where the sprites look like they were drawn during a lunch break. And honestly, the art is rough. It's that very specific kind of 2DCG where proportions are more of a suggestion, a distant dream really. Yet, somehow, it loops back around to being perfect for the absolute degeneracy on display. You get the full buffet of anime titans, Rangiku, Tsunade, that one chick from Ikkitousen who always loses her shirt. The RPG combat is basically just a formality, a turn based waiting room for the next scene. The game calls itself an adventure but it's more of a guided tour of a very specific kind of island. I ended up getting genuinely sidetracked by how broken the male domination path is. You can just bully your way through the roster. There's a moment with Erza Scarlet where the game asks you to choose a "punishment" and I picked something thinking it'd be a joke and the screen just filled with... well, let's just say the bukkake tag isn't lying. It's completely unearned but the sheer audacity made me laugh out loud. Then you have Momo from MHA using her quirk in a way Horikoshi definitely never imagined and it's like, okay, I see where the budget went, and it wasn't the combat animations. It's not polished, the translation sometimes feels like it was put through a blender, and I wish the exhibitionism events were more than just a flash of pixels on the beach. But then you get a scene with Aqua being useless in a totally new context or a group event involving the Dragon Ball ladies that's so over the top you just have to respect the commitment to the bit. Don't come here looking for a good game, come if you want to see Chun Li and Cammy in a situation that would get Capcom's legal team to form a Super Sentai squad. It knows what it is, a filthy, uncensored in spirit but technically censored mess, and that's weirdly relaxing.