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Blowjob ★ 4.8
Lets splunk
I fired this up expecting some lazy Newgrounds tier flash garbage and honestly? It's exactly that but somehow worse. The whole thing looks like someone's first Blender project after watching two tutorials and giving up. That Nubian queen character, her tits don't even move right when she's going down on the scientist dude. Just these weird stiff globes that clip through her arms. And the scientist, this pasty white guy with the most generic face you've ever seen, his cock is like a third leg. Just absurdly huge for no reason. I laughed out loud when the blowjob scene started because the angle makes it look like she's trying to swallow a fire hydrant. The setup is whatever, some mineral scientist in a cavern finds this ebony queen and immediately they're at it. No buildup, no dialogue worth remembering, just straight to the menu where you pick blowjob or two different sex positions. The deeper/slower/drill mechanic sounds like it should add something but it's just three looping animations that barely change. I picked drill expecting some wild shit and she just vibrates slightly faster. What a ripoff. The sound effects are stock moans that loop every five seconds, I've heard these exact same clips in a dozen other trash games. At one point the audio just cuts out completely during the cumshot and comes back three seconds later. Nobody bothered to fix that apparently. The cumshot itself is comical, just ropes of white that appear from nowhere and land on her face with zero physics. She doesn't react, doesn't blink, just keeps that same vacant smile. I don't know why I expected anything different from a game that probably took an afternoon to make. The whole thing runs in browser and even then it chugs on my phone like it's rendering a Pixar movie. There's something almost impressive about making something this unpolished and still charging for it. Or maybe it's free, I can't remember, I was too busy laughing at how the scientist's glasses don't even sit on his face properly during the sex scenes. They just float half an inch from his temples like he's got some anti-gravity optometry going on. At least the background in the cavern has some okay lighting I guess, before you notice the rock textures are just the same pattern tiled twenty times.