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4 Competition games are waiting on this page, from quick online picks to longer adventures.
Competition games
Jordan 500 ★ 3.3
Jordan 500 Stories: Shy Mike the Investor
With her striking figure and undeniable charm, Jordan the escort sets off with her partner Brooke for an electrifying night at the hottest club in town. They’ve got one goal: find rich, eager clients who are willing to pay handsomely and provide unforgettable encounters. Under the buzzing club lights, the duo moves like predators hunting, every glance and curve designed to captivate potential marks. Between them, there’s a fiery connection that makes each touch and whispered word charged with possibility. Behind the glitz and glamour lies a fierce competition, a test of wits and wills to see who can claim the most lucrative prize. The evening will push limits, unveiling hidden desires and sparking a flame that might burn hotter than the club’s neon signs. Can they turn this night into a legend of lust, leaving their mark on everyone they meet? Step into their world and decide if you have what it takes to join this intoxicating dance of danger and desire.
Cars ★ 5.0
Assault of the Summer Art
Fuck me, the art in this thing. I swear I saw better doodles on my math notebook back when I thought drawing a straight line was a personality trait. The dev literally says he taught himself to draw for this, and it shows. It really, really shows. Like, characters look like they were assembled from spare parts in a dimly lit garage. And yet, somehow, that's the whole charm? It's got this raw, "I made this in my basement and you're gonna like it" energy that's weirdly compelling. The sex scenes are animated with the same janky passion, and there's a certain honesty to it. You're not here for polished waifus, you're here for the sheer audacity. The actual game is a drag racing thing where you shift gears. Miss the green and you lose. Miss a shift and you lose. The difficulty spikes are insane, you'll be grinding old tracks for chump change just to afford a new air filter so you don't get smoked by a car that looks like a pissed off toaster. To get the better rides and the scenes, you gotta pink slip race. Lose your car, lose your chance to see some poorly drawn titties. High stakes. There's two hidden auto play modes for the scenes, one for being a nice guy and giving a girl her car back, the other for beating everything. I used the cheat code "bitchincamaro" because I have no shame and the grind was making my eyes bleed. Why is the money cheat a Bon Jovi song? Don't care. Wish there was more for the fury fans, but the dev says that's for the next game. The whole thing feels like a fever dream where you're stuck at a county fair demolition derby but everyone is inexplicably horny. The sound design is basically just engine noise and my own disappointed sighs. It's a mess. A glorious, greasy, hand drawn mess that I couldn't stop clicking through. Don't expect a good game. Expect an experience.
Striptease ★ 1.0
Strip Contest 4
The whole setup is a bit like a fever dream I had after watching too much late night cable. You're the judge, right, but the contestants are all these catgirls. Not just one or two, a whole parade of them, and they're all vying for this "Kitty of the Month" title. The game uses real models, which is a choice. Some of them really lean into the feline thing, with the ears and the tail plugs, while others just look like a woman who lost a bet and had to wear a cheap headband from a costume shop. The disconnect is jarring in the best way, like finding a single olive in a bowl of popcorn. The core loop is just you clicking to strip them. One piece at a time. There's no real competition mechanic, no scoring, no way to fail. You just... click. And they pose. The striptease animations are about as smooth as a rusty hinge, all jerky transitions and dead eyed stares that somehow make the whole thing more compelling. I kept waiting for a rhythm mini game or a trivia round about cat breeds to pop up, but no. It's pure, unadulterated, one click stripping. I complained to myself about the lack of a "remove all" button for a solid minute before realizing I was arguing with a browser tab. Some of the models get really into it, doing that thing with their hips that makes you forget you're basically playing a PowerPoint presentation. Others have this expression like they're mentally calculating their rent. It's that unpredictability that kept me clicking. You never know if the next kitty is going to be a sultry predator or someone who just remembered they left the oven on. The whole thing feels like a weird social experiment disguised as a wank. The sound design is just a single, tinny loop of what I think is supposed to be a sultry saxophone but sounds more like a goose being slowly deflated. I haven't closed the tab yet, and I'm not sure what that says about me.
College ★ 4.6
Rebels of the College
This game thinks it's a gritty campus drama but it's really just a delivery system for some seriously hot teacher and student action. The setup is this: your sister busted her ass so you could go to college, and you immediately get tangled up with some trust fund prick who's running the place into the ground. Classic. The whole rebellion angle is a thin excuse to get you into compromising positions with basically every woman on campus. The art is that specific kind of CG hentai where the anatomy makes sense until it doesn't. You know the one. A tit will suddenly exist at an angle that defies physics, but honestly, who's complaining? The detective tag is a bit of a joke. You're not solving anything, you're just clicking through dialogue trees that lead to the same place: someone's clothes coming off. There's a competition subplot that feels like it was written by someone who watched one episode of a K-drama and then just winged it. The intrigue is about as deep as a puddle, but the scenes between the main character and his teacher... fuck. That's where the budget went. The voice acting, if you can call the breathy moans that, is actually pretty decent. I've heard worse on dedicated ASMR apps. One thing that bugged me, and I can't let it go, is the text box. It's slightly too transparent. Like, I'm trying to read about how the college is being ruined and I can see a nipple right through the dialogue. Distracting in the best and worst way. The pacing is like a microwave meal. Frozen solid with exposition for ten minutes, then suddenly nuclear hot with a three way scene you didn't see coming. It's jarring. The main character is supposed to be this reluctant hero but he folds faster than a cheap lawn chair the second a skirt is involved. The sister character, who's the whole reason you're there, basically vanishes for huge chunks of the game. I forgot she existed until the end. But that teacher. That fucking teacher character design deserves a mock award for "Best Reason to Risk Academic Probation." The CG scenes with her are the only reason to keep clicking. The rest is just noise.