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8 Evangelion games are waiting on this page, from quick online picks to longer adventures.
Evangelion games
Bikini ★ 3.8
Rei Ayanami f002
I don't know what I expected from a game called something like "f-series" with a flying tree frog tag, but here we are. Rei Ayanami, the quiet one from Evangelion, is now walking around with tits the size of her head. Not gradually either. One moment she's the pale, mysterious pilot, next she's spilling out of a bikini that looks painted on. The breast expansion thing happens so fast I thought my browser glitched. The actual sex scenes are weirdly specific. There's this one doggystyle angle where her swimsuit is pulled to the side and the animation loops in a way that's almost hypnotic. Almost. The sound is just wet slapping noises that don't sync up with anything, like someone's clapping behind a curtain. The blowjob scene has her looking directly at you with those red eyes, which should be hot but instead feels like she's calculating your tax returns while doing it. And the cumshot physics, if you can call them that, are more like someone sneezed on the screen. I spent way too long trying to get the anal scene to trigger, clicking around like an idiot, only to realize you have to finish the cowgirl position first. Why. The whole thing has this unpolished charm, like a flipbook drawn in the margins of a math notebook. The art style can't decide if it wants to be faithful to the anime or just go full hentai, so it does both badly. Rei's face looks almost right in some frames, then completely derps out in others. Her moans are on a three-second loop that I can still hear when I close my eyes. Not complaining exactly. Just observing.
Dildo ★ 3.7
Rei Ayanami F – Evangelion hentai
Rei Ayanami in a santa outfit with her tits out and a dildo the size of a forearm. That's the whole pitch. No plot, no build up, just click through the wardrobe options and start peeling. The game knows what you're here for and doesn't pretend otherwise. The undress mechanic is simple but weirdly satisfying. You pick a costume, soubrette, bikini, santa, whatever, then drag or click to remove pieces one by one. Her boobs are already huge before you even touch her, but there's a breast expansion toggle that makes them balloon past her ribs. At one point I had her in the bikini top, clicked expand twice, and the top just vanished. Poof. Physics said no. Then the dildo comes out and she's already wet, like visibly dripping before anything even starts. The animation loops are short but they get the job done. Her face stays mostly blank, which is either creepy or perfect depending on how you feel about Rei as a character. The flying tree frog tag is there too, which I didn't expect. It's a weird little bonus animation, a frog just sort of hovering around while she's getting fucked. I don't know why it's there. I don't know why I kept it on. But it made me laugh mid session, which is more than most hentai games manage. The controls are clunky on mobile. The hitboxes for the clothing pieces are tiny and I kept accidentally re-dressing her when I meant to zoom. No undo button either, so if you misclick you're stuck with the santa hat back on. That's the kind of small thing that shouldn't matter but does when you're one handed. Still, for a browser game with zero install and zero patience required, it delivers exactly what the thumbnail promises. Rei gets naked, Rei gets stretched, Rei gets railed by a wet dildo. The frog watches. You watch. Everyone's happy.
Xxx Game ★ 3.7
Ev F-Series 2
F-series is back with new anime hottie for you to fuck with! Well, not exactly 'new '- you already have seen Rei Ayanami from "Evangelion" in many hentai parody games before. How many of them can offer to fuck this skinny but busty blue-haired hottie in 12 (yeah, twelve!) different positions while her bodycurves being barely coevred by the tiny white bikini swimsuit? That's right!
Hentai ★ 3.7
Girls on Glass 2
You know that jittery thrill right before you flip the card, the one where your brain is screaming 'it's the left one' and your fingers are already moving wrong. That is this game but with anime tits smashed against glass. Properly squished. The kind where you can see the soft skin distort and fog up the surface, nipples a blurry pink smear. It is a memory card game, sure, but wearing an Evangelion plug suit. Misato, Asuka, Rei, all rendered in that very specific Hentai style where gravity is a suggestion and proportions are a war crime. Gloriously so. The mechanics are bog standard flip two, match them. You get a little preview of the whole board first which is practically cheating. Then the grid goes dark and your reptile brain engages. Act fast it says. Too many wrong clicks and you are locked out of the reward. The first time I failed was on a pair of Mari, her glasses fogged up on the window, and I just sat there clicking the wrong spot like a horny woodpecker. My fault. Zero pity. The picture stays hidden, a digital chastity belt made of my own bad memory. It is frustrating in the way that a sticky old arcade button is frustrating you are mad but you know the only thing broken is your own discipline. The art is not 'good' in the way a big production is good, it has that deliberately unpolished smudge, the lines a little gritty. Feels like finding a doujin on a buried Geocities page. The window gimmick I wish there was a sound effect, you know? A squeaky rub kind of thing. Silent smushing is a missed trick. But then a match clicks and the full image blooms, the girl completely bare and pressed hard, leaving nothing to imagine. Sometimes it is just a tit, disembodied and massive, taking up the whole frame like a pale moon. That is not a complaint. It works. The whole thing runs smooth like a browser game should, no thought required, just the lizard part of your spine tingling. It burns a weird kind of focus into you, this mix of maths and wanting to see a cartoon lady's ass leave a print on the screen. Simple.
Neon Genesis Evangelion ★ 3.9
Evangelion
Misato's tits look like someone described them over a bad phone connection. The whole thing has that specific energy of a sketch found in a high school notebook, but the artist was definitely old enough to know better. That jank is almost charming, like a bootleg t-shirt where the print is slightly off center. Almost. You're just there, cock out, no preamble. No "hello commander" or whatever. Straight to business. The anal option is right there from the jump, which I respect. No grinding through five minutes of awkward titty-fucking tutorial. Just pick a hole and watch the same three frames cycle. The animation loop is choppy enough that it circles back around to hypnotic. Her expression doesn't change. She's seen some shit. Probably literally, given the creampie ending. The cumshot choice at the end is the only real decision point. Inside or outside. A classic dilemma. The internal finish has that specific, slightly-too-fast white splash effect that reminds me of old Flash games on Newgrounds, back when you had to lie about your age and hope the family computer didn't get a virus. The external one just kind of... appears. No dramatic arc. No build up. Just a sudden Jackson Pollock interpretation on her stomach. It's so abrupt it's almost funny. The whole thing is over in maybe two minutes. You won't remember the sound design because there basically isn't any, just a looping moan that sounds like a distant smoke alarm. For a quick, messy Evangelion fantasy that doesn't pretend to be anything else, it scratches a very specific, unpolished itch.
Asuka ★ 3.3
Hentai Juggle
Huh. An Evangelion hentai game where you just... bounce a ball. Not exactly the traumatized pilot simulator I expected. Asuka’s there, red hair blazing in the background art you unlock, and I’m just staring at this little sphere like it owes me money. The whole thing runs on accuracy, which is a polite way of saying the hitbox feels drunk sometimes. You’d think keeping a ball airborne would be simple but the physics have this weird floaty drag, then suddenly it rockets sideways because your mouse was a pixel off. You rack up kick-ups to peel away censored layers on the Eva girls. The first few reveals are whatever, standard pinup poses, but then you get Asuka in her plugsuit with that look, you know the one, half annoyed half daring you to keep going. The art’s rough around the edges, deliberately messy linework that somehow makes it hotter than those overpolished 3D renders everyone uses. There’s a force field charge you can trigger to freeze the ball midair, buying you a second to breathe or, let’s be real, to gawk at the unlocked smut without losing your streak. And 3D glasses? A toggle that makes the whole screen go cross-eyed if you’re not careful, like a budget red-blue effect that I’m pretty sure does nothing except give me a headache. A feature I wish did something else entirely but won’t. Completely forgot the arcade tag exists until I died at 47 kick-ups and the game over screen blasted some chiptune fanfare. It’s trying to be funny, I think. A parody of those old Flash browser games where you’d grind for a single jpeg of a nipple. Here the nipple is very much present, eventually, if your wrist doesn’t give out. The ball physics keep betraying me in ways that feel personal. One run I’m a god, next run the ball clips through the paddle and I’m staring at Asuka’s disappointed face, which is honestly on brand for her character. Evangelion fans will get it. Everyone else will just see a redhead and a bouncing ball and wonder why the penguin isn’t in this. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?
Cards ★ 2.7
EVA7- Rebirth
The whole thing runs on spite. Rei just floats there with that blank face but you can tell she's had it, nine years of these two idiots bickering on a chunk of exploded Earth. So she makes them play strip blackjack. The setup is so stupid it wraps back around to genius. Cards feel sticky, like the shuffle animation takes a beat too long every time. Hit detection on the buttons is weird too, sometimes you click and nothing happens then suddenly you've busted because the game registered two clicks at once. Asuka's sprite jiggles when she loses a hand, the art is rough but in that specific Newgrounds way where you can tell someone was really trying. Shinji looks perpetually constipated which is honestly perfect. The voice acting caught me off guard, actual lines being shouted when someone loses, Asuka screaming in german or whatever that is. There's this eyeball icon you can click for hidden stuff but I won't spoil what happens, just know it's worth finding. The blackjack itself is broken in the best way. Dealer logic makes no sense, sometimes the AI hits on 19 and busts, other times it stays on 12 like a coward. You can exploit this if you pay attention to patterns. I lost six hands in a row once because the deck seemed stacked, then won seven straight. The strip element is tied to winning with exactly 21 on two cards, which gives you a piece of clothing back, so there's this weird tension where you almost want to lose first to see more skin but then you need those blackjacks to keep the game going. Never thought I'd be strategizing around Asuka's underwear like it's a resource management sim. The whole thing has that janky Flash energy where nothing quite works right but that's the charm. Background is just space and debris, no music I think, just the card sounds and occasional voice clips. Forgot to mention there's apparently six other Eva games before this one but I never played them and you don't need to. The humor lands more than it misses, especially when Rei's deadpan threats cut through the chaos. Don't expect polish, expect a fever dream that somehow understands the characters better than the rebuild movies.
Parody ★ 4.4
My Hentai Fantasy v0.12
You awaken in a lavish room, your skin prickling with the unfamiliar scent of luxury and secrets. A heavy fog clouds your memory, every detail of your past erased like chalk on a blackboard. The city outside buzzes with promises and dangers hidden beneath its glittering surface. Every whispered conversation and stolen glance crackles with tension, making your skin flush and your senses sharpen. Beneath the surface of wealth and privilege lies a twisting labyrinth of lust and power waiting to be unraveled. Your father’s shadow looms large, a titan of influence whose presence commands both fear and twisted fascination. You’re pulled into illicit encounters that test your limits and awaken dormant desires, each caress laced with both danger and delight. The university halls become stages for secret trysts, where masked intentions ignite passionate collisions and whispered confessions. Your fractured memories pulse with urgent questions - who are you really, and what price will you pay to reclaim yourself?. Yet amidst the chaos, a fierce determination takes hold, pushing you to dive deeper into the abyss of your forgotten past and the intoxicating present. The night stretches endlessly before you, a playground where fantasies twist with reality and every touch leaves an indelible mark. Here, in this dreamlike maze of power and pleasure, you must decide whether to chase the answers or lose yourself in the overwhelming tide of sensation