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This Fate lineup features 3 games selected for fans who enjoy the theme.
Fate games
Guard ★ 4.8
Scars of Fate
I keep coming back to that one CG with the guard captain. Not because it's the hottest thing ever, the anatomy goes a bit weird around her left tit honestly, but because of how you get there. You spend the whole first act being a complete horndog on Aethus V, chasing tail while Emperor Krux is rounding up ex Blackgate guards. You're not even a guard, never were, but the whole planet's in chaos and you're just trying to get your dick wet. Classic setup. The captain catches you sneaking around a restricted zone and instead of the usual game over screen you'd expect from these cheap browser VNs, she just stares at you for this uncomfortably long beat. Then the dialogue tree pops up and every option is some variation of flirting. I picked the dumbest one, something like "arrest me then, but use the handcuffs on yourself first" and she actually laughs. Not a sexy laugh, a genuine snort. That tiny moment of personality before the inevitable hentai scene made me forget I was playing something that looks like it was coded in a weekend. The sci-fi setting is basically wallpaper. Aethus V could be a shopping mall for all it matters. The fate stuff, the adventure tag, it's all just scaffolding to move you between fuck scenes. And look, the art is inconsistent as hell. Some CGs look traced from better games, others have that weird shiny rendering that makes everyone look like they're coated in baby oil. The writing has this strange cadence too, like someone ran a decent script through three different translators and called it a day. But there's this one scene with a redhead in a holding cell where the dialogue suddenly gets sharp, almost clever, and I sat there wondering if the same person wrote the rest of it or if they just blacked out and channeled something better for five minutes. The guard hunt plot keeps threatening to become interesting and then immediately remembers it's a porn game and throws another pair of tits at you. Which is fine. That's what I clicked for. But that captain scene keeps nagging at me. There's a version of this game where the political intrigue and the fucking actually talk to each other instead of taking turns. This ain't it. Still fapped though.
Big Tits ★ 2.9
Fate Squeeze Order
A fucking mashup of the Fate universe and the singular obsession with mammoth milkers, Fate/Squeeze Order knows exactly why you clicked. Right out the gate, it’s not pretending to be some grand visual novel. The art is that specific, slightly crunchy CG hentai style where anatomy is a suggestion and tit size is a constitutional right. Big boobs is the tag, yeah, as if you needed telling. We’re talking astral plane sized funbags here, the kind that warp the fabric of a servant’s top just by existing. Gameplay? It’s a titjob simulator. Don’t overthink it. You pick a servant, and the scenario is a chest compression treaty, a thorough mammary massage that would make even Kiara blush. The animation loops are basic but they get the physics right in that hypnotically dumb way a lava lamp does. There’s this one scene with, I think, a version of Scathach, where the entire screen becomes a study in soft pale flesh and the boobjob feels less like an act and more like a logistical event. The big cock tag is honest too, like a third character in the scene just obliterating the valley between those mountains. You get your squeeze, your jiggle, your sticky conclusion, all drawn with that high contrast gloss that makes everything look permanently oiled up. No sound though, which is a crime, hearing the wet slaps could have ascended this to high art. The Fate parody aspect is purely aesthetic. Don’t go looking for deep lore on why Artoria has melons the size of her head, it’s just about how they engulf everything. The whole thing is a fever dream made for the kind of player who unironically paused the Heaven’s Feel movies just to stare. It’s a one track experience, zoomed in on the boobjob until you’re cross eyed. Makes me wonder what kind of Grail War you’d have if the only Noble Phantasm allowed was a pair of tits with their own gravitational pull. Saber probably still wins, let’s be real, but the real prize is just getting smothered in the process.
Hentai ★ 4.0
D20 Magic Dice v0.8
the dice thing is weird at first. you're at some party then bam, white void and a talking D20 that reads your mind. whatever. i skipped through that setup fast because honestly i just wanted to see if the uncensored tag was legit. it is. thank fuck. widowmaker's scene caught me off guard. not because of the obvious assets, but because the game actually remembers your choices from earlier conversations. i told her something dumb about aim training and three scenes later she referenced it while doing things that would get me banned from twitch chat. the writing is janky in places, like someone ran dialogue through google translate twice, but then tsunade shows up and suddenly the prose gets weirdly poetic about her chest. priorities i guess. the crossover logic makes zero sense. ada wong is in the same room as rumi usagiyama and nobody questions it. zelda's there too. not complaining, just saying the plot is held together with hopes and dreams. the dice mechanic. you roll for outcomes. sometimes you get what you want, sometimes makima steps on you instead. i failed a roll with nico robin and ended up in a completely different scene with lady tsunade that i wasn't even trying for. happy accident. the game doesn't punish failure, it just reroutes you to other content. smart design for a fap game honestly. nobody wants to savescum during horny hours. the art is inconsistent. some characters look like they got way more attention than others. widowmaker's model is chef's kiss but then you see rumi and it's like a different artist phoned it in. still uncensored though so whatever, i'm not here for art criticism. the loading between scenes is annoying. tiny complaint. won't elaborate.