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Blowjob ★ 4.2
Lois Griffin: Hookup Sim
Right off the bat you got Peter Griffin from Family Guy getting absolutely railed by a dildo. I don't mean some subtle suggestion either, it's just there, full screen, no warning. The whole thing has this crusty MSPaint energy that feels like it was slapped together during a fever dream. The models are these warped approximations of the characters, like someone described them over a bad phone connection and the artist just went with it. Lois looks simultaneously stretched and squashed and her face, god, it's stuck in this permanent half-lidded expression that's trying to be sultry but lands somewhere around a stroke victim. I couldn't stop staring at how her neck connects to her shoulder. It's just wrong. The cowgirl scene has this rhythm thing where Peter's gut clips through her stomach every third thrust. The titfuck animation is just two static images being mashed together with a squelch sound that's maybe a stock effect from 2003. The blowjob is just a closeup of Lois's warped face bobbing with a badly looped audio clip that cuts off mid-moan. I wish the griffins were actually griffins, you know? Like actual mythological creatures. That would've been something. But no, just the Griffins, doing things that would get you put on a list if you described them to a coworker. The cumshot at the end is this chunky pixel spray that just sort of appears and then the game loops back to the start like nothing happened. No fanfare, no menu, just an eternal loop of cartoon depravity. There's a moment where the dildo just floats in midair for like four seconds before Peter's hand catches up to it. I rewound to see it again. Don't know why. The whole thing runs in browser and crashed my tab twice when I tried to switch scenes too fast. Had to clear my cache. Worth it? That's not the word. It's like finding a cursed VHS in a dumpster. You know you shouldn't watch it, but you're already pressing play.