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Holiday games
This Holiday lineup features 2 games selected for fans who enjoy the theme.
Holiday games
Blonde ★ 3.8
Holiday Romance Fuck-a-thon
Blonde number four had this expression like she knew something I didn't. Not smug exactly, more like she'd already seen my answer before I clicked it. The whole quiz setup is janky as hell, pictures that look like they got compressed through a potato, questions that feel like they were translated by someone who gave up halfway through. But that face. Something about the way her eyes tracked slightly wrong made me pick the stupidest option, something about complimenting her swimsuit when the question was about beach volleyball. Got the scene anyway. Not because the game's deep but because it isn't, you know? It's like those personality test things but instead of telling you what kind of bread you are it just... shows you what happens when you're honest about wanting to see under that bikini. The psychology tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, it's basically just "do you pick the horny answer or the slightly less horny answer and here's what that says about your holiday romance potential". I scored terrible on the resort section. Apparently wanting to apply sunscreen to a stranger is not "romantically appropriate" according to this game's broken logic. There's this one test result that unlocks if you fail everything perfectly. Not like a secret ending, more like the game stops pretending it's a real quiz and just throws pictures at you with text that's almost poetic if you squint. The hentai art isn't good but it's... specific. Someone drew these with intention, even if the anatomy makes no sense sometimes. What was I saying? Right, the holiday theme is barely there, it's just an excuse for swimsuits and situations that would get you arrested at an actual resort. I keep coming back to that blonde though. She appears in like three questions and every time I pick the wrong answer just to see if her expression changes. It doesn't. I still check.
Holiday ★ 2.7
Quickie: Christmas Special (Public)
As the festive period methods, the excitement builds for the most fantastic time of the year. Xmas is not simply about twinkling lights, wonderfully covered presents, or the aroma of freshly baked cookies floating through the air. It's also about connecting with those that matter most to us- and in some cases, those links come in the form of captivating personalities from the video games we love.