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Parody ★ 3.6
Crossing Cups: Family Guy's edition
I fired this up expecting some cheap Family Guy hentai knockoff, the kind that floods itch.io with stolen assets and broken English. Instead I got... a cup shuffling game. Three cups, one coin, and the dealer's hands moving like he's trying to summon a demon. The "hot blonde" tag? That's Lois. Just Lois. Standing there in her green shirt and khakis looking like she walked out of a 2005 flash animation. And Peter's there too, both of them fully clothed, staring at you with those dead fish eyes while you gamble for the privilege of seeing their "secret pictures." The dealer, some generic guy in a vest, shuffles those cups with the enthusiasm of a DMV employee on hour seven of his shift. You follow the coin. You pick a cup. If you're right, a piece of clothing comes off Lois or Peter. If you're wrong, nothing happens except the slow creep of existential dread as you realize you're playing a minigame from a Newgrounds submission circa 2003. The MMF threesome tag is technically accurate but in the saddest possible way. It's like watching two mannequins slowly undress while a third mannequin watches. Nobody moves. Nobody reacts. The "characteristics" are just... their bodies. That's it. That's the reward. I spent twenty minutes on this. Twenty minutes of my life, gone, chasing pixelated nudity of cartoon characters I stopped caring about when the show jumped the shark somewhere around season 8. The coin physics feel wrong. Sometimes the cup lifts and the coin isn't even centered, just floating there like the game gave up trying. I kept playing though. Kept losing. Kept winning just enough to see Peter's dad bod emerge one agonizing click at a time. The "allthat" tag must refer to all that time I'll never get back. The "wong" tag? Probably a typo. Probably the developer's name. Probably the sound my brain made when I realized I was genuinely trying to beat the dealer just to see if Lois's bra would finally come off. It did. It wasn't worth it. Nothing about this is worth it. But I'm still thinking about those shuffling cups.
Hentai ★ 4.2
Large Boom 2
This is the second game in the "Big Boom" series. The series includes games where you only need to choose which hottie you want to bang! As in the previous game, and probably the next one as well, you'll once again find four girls with different ages, hobbies, and occupations. However, they all share one thing: they love to fuck! Each gal will choose three favorite positions to show you. These scenes will not only be animated in hentai style but will also have interactive elements that will allow you to get more involved in this thrilling process than you can with other similar games. Who will you choose first?
Jordan 500 ★ 3.3
Jordan 500 Stories: Shy Mike the Investor
With her striking figure and undeniable charm, Jordan the escort sets off with her partner Brooke for an electrifying night at the hottest club in town. They’ve got one goal: find rich, eager clients who are willing to pay handsomely and provide unforgettable encounters. Under the buzzing club lights, the duo moves like predators hunting, every glance and curve designed to captivate potential marks. Between them, there’s a fiery connection that makes each touch and whispered word charged with possibility. Behind the glitz and glamour lies a fierce competition, a test of wits and wills to see who can claim the most lucrative prize. The evening will push limits, unveiling hidden desires and sparking a flame that might burn hotter than the club’s neon signs. Can they turn this night into a legend of lust, leaving their mark on everyone they meet? Step into their world and decide if you have what it takes to join this intoxicating dance of danger and desire.