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Kitty games
Anal ★ 4.7
Amity Park - v1.0.2
Amity Park is like finding a bootleg porno comic of a show you half remember from being a kid, except it actually has turn based combat and a possession mechanic that lets you jump into Dash Baxter and make him jerk off in the locker room. I don't know why that's the first thing I tried. Maybe because the game lets you. You play Danny Fenton, got ghost powers, dad's portal exploded, standard stuff. But then you're in the school nurse's office and Nurse Kate is giving you a handjob under the desk while Principal Ishiyama walks by. The voyeurism tag is doing a lot of work here. The writing is deliberately unpolished, like someone typed it with one hand. Sometimes that's hot, sometimes it's just confusing. There's a scene where Sam Manson gets possessed by Ember McLain and suddenly she's doing ahegao faces while riding you in the janitor's closet. I laughed. Then I kept playing. The incest stuff with Maddie Fenton and Jazz is there if you want it, which I didn't, but the game doesn't judge. It just puts a button there. Turn based combat against ghosts like Johnny Thirteen and Desiree is actually kind of fun, but then you lose a fight and get enslaved by Princess Dorathea and suddenly it's a different game about being a dragon princess's pet. I don't know. The 2DCG art is inconsistent. Some portraits look traced from the show, others look like a DeviantArt commission from 2009. Madam Babazita's titfuck scene has more frames than the entire final boss fight. That's not a complaint, just an observation. There's a sex toy mini game with Lily that I still don't understand the controls for. You can masturbate in the school bathroom while Paulina Sanchez watches through a vent. Exhibitionism, sure. The game never explains why Tucker Foley is there half the time. I think he's just coded to appear in every third scene like a horny NPC. Anyway, the monster Dash route is weird but the anal sex animation loops too fast.
Teasing ★ 4.5
Project Evolution: First Class v0.01
You ever notice how these parody games always make Jean Grey look like she’s about two seconds from bursting out of her costume? Not complaining. The proportions here are absurd in that specific way where Storm’s tits have their own gravitational pull and Kitty Pryde, who I’m pretty sure is supposed to be the “younger” one, still has an ass that defies physics. It’s that kind of game. The whole thing runs on this weird corruption mechanic. You’re some new mutant, and your power is basically being a walking aphrodisiac. You walk around the mansion, click on a redhead, and watch a meter fill up. Jean starts off all “Charles Xavier would be disappointed” and then three clicks later she’s giving you a handjob in the Danger Room while telekinetically holding the door shut. I wish there was more actual X-Men stuff, you know? Like, a sentinel attacks and you have to, I don’t know, fuck it to deactivate it? That’s not in the game. It’s just hallway, bedroom, hallway, boobs. The Storm scene has her calling you a “weather god” and I laughed so hard I almost closed the tab. The art is that specific brand of hentai where the faces are kind of melting but the bodies are traced from a porno. There’s a monster girl in it too, some green mutant chick who I think is an original character, and her scene involves tentacles because of course it does. The Kitty one is weirdly wholesome for a game where you’re mind-controlling her into a harem. She phases through a wall at one point and leaves her clothes behind. I’ve been trying to get the Rogue scene to trigger for twenty minutes but she just keeps saying she can’t touch me, which, fair, that’s her whole deal, but the sandbox design means I’m just wandering around clicking on the same three rooms like a lost tourist. I was playing this on my phone during a meeting, screen brightness all the way down, trying to figure out why the mutant power upgrade system is tied to how many times you’ve nutted. It’s a resource. You spend cum to unlock new dialogue options. I don’t know who thought of that but they need to be studied.