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Browse our Melee collection: 2 playable games, refreshed regularly and free to try.
Melee games
Big Tits ★ 3.1
Spartika
Fighting games where you actually care about the opponent's health bar going down. That's the weird headspace Spartika puts you in. The tutorial text is this broken english mess about controls, like someone ran a gladiator manual through google translate three times and gave up. W A S D to move, J to attack, K to block, space to roll. Standard stuff. Except the first guy comes at you with this rusty sword and you're just mashing J hoping her tits don't get slashed open. The hitboxes are jank. Sometimes your sword goes right through their model and nothing happens, other times you'll clip their shield from three feet away and blood sprays everywhere. The blood is actually pretty satisfying, this dark red splatter that stays on the ground between rounds. First opponent is some skinny dude with a pot helmet who telegraphs his swings like he's asking permission. Beat him in maybe twenty seconds and the reward screen pops up. Her armor falls off piece by piece. That's the loop. Win fights, see more skin. Lose and she gets cut up, blood on her chest, the enemies don't stop swinging until you're dead. Second fight against this bigger guy with an axe and suddenly the jank matters more. He has this overhead swing that one-shots you if you mistime the block. Died four times. Each death the camera lingers on her body, the blood pooling, her tits exposed because the armor broke earlier. It's weirdly compelling in that "I should close this tab" way. The melee combat has no weight behind it, feels like swinging pool noodles, but when her breastplate shatters after a heavy hit there's this crude physics bounce that made me laugh out loud. Not in a mocking way. More like, okay, they knew exactly what they were doing. Third opponent dual wields and I still can't figure out if blocking actually works or if I'm just getting lucky with the invincibility frames on the roll. The game never explains if there's a stamina system. There might be? Sometimes K does nothing and I eat a blade to the face. Spartika grunts, staggers, blood drips down her stomach. Win that fight and the reward shows her fully nude now, standing over the corpses. The 3d models look like they escaped from a 2007 browser game but the jiggle physics got a budget increase. Priorities. Wish there was more than four fights before it loops. The gladiator theme is just window dressing for what's basically a striptease with extra steps and arterial spray.
Sword ★ 1.7
Princess of Sparta
You may find out about the history of ancient Sparta by playing this 3D sex game. It was a time of mythological creatures, filthy sex, and gorgeous, chiseled amazons. States coexisted peacefully, although there was conflict. The Persians assaulted Sparta in hordes. The Queen of Sparta, the game's main protagonist, organizes forces to stave off the invasion. The game then starts. The Persian Wars assault the Queen. To defend or attack, use the keys. There are other foes, and the Persians manage to seize the queen. After killing the guard, the queen flees. You must therefore help Sparta return to feeling calm. To arrive, you must kill opponents and have sex with both women and men.