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Xxx Game ★ 3.7
Ev F-Series 2
F-series is back with new anime hottie for you to fuck with! Well, not exactly 'new '- you already have seen Rei Ayanami from "Evangelion" in many hentai parody games before. How many of them can offer to fuck this skinny but busty blue-haired hottie in 12 (yeah, twelve!) different positions while her bodycurves being barely coevred by the tiny white bikini swimsuit? That's right!
Neon Genesis Evangelion ★ 3.9
Evangelion
Misato's tits look like someone described them over a bad phone connection. The whole thing has that specific energy of a sketch found in a high school notebook, but the artist was definitely old enough to know better. That jank is almost charming, like a bootleg t-shirt where the print is slightly off center. Almost. You're just there, cock out, no preamble. No "hello commander" or whatever. Straight to business. The anal option is right there from the jump, which I respect. No grinding through five minutes of awkward titty-fucking tutorial. Just pick a hole and watch the same three frames cycle. The animation loop is choppy enough that it circles back around to hypnotic. Her expression doesn't change. She's seen some shit. Probably literally, given the creampie ending. The cumshot choice at the end is the only real decision point. Inside or outside. A classic dilemma. The internal finish has that specific, slightly-too-fast white splash effect that reminds me of old Flash games on Newgrounds, back when you had to lie about your age and hope the family computer didn't get a virus. The external one just kind of... appears. No dramatic arc. No build up. Just a sudden Jackson Pollock interpretation on her stomach. It's so abrupt it's almost funny. The whole thing is over in maybe two minutes. You won't remember the sound design because there basically isn't any, just a looping moan that sounds like a distant smoke alarm. For a quick, messy Evangelion fantasy that doesn't pretend to be anything else, it scratches a very specific, unpolished itch.
Cards ★ 2.7
EVA7- Rebirth
The whole thing runs on spite. Rei just floats there with that blank face but you can tell she's had it, nine years of these two idiots bickering on a chunk of exploded Earth. So she makes them play strip blackjack. The setup is so stupid it wraps back around to genius. Cards feel sticky, like the shuffle animation takes a beat too long every time. Hit detection on the buttons is weird too, sometimes you click and nothing happens then suddenly you've busted because the game registered two clicks at once. Asuka's sprite jiggles when she loses a hand, the art is rough but in that specific Newgrounds way where you can tell someone was really trying. Shinji looks perpetually constipated which is honestly perfect. The voice acting caught me off guard, actual lines being shouted when someone loses, Asuka screaming in german or whatever that is. There's this eyeball icon you can click for hidden stuff but I won't spoil what happens, just know it's worth finding. The blackjack itself is broken in the best way. Dealer logic makes no sense, sometimes the AI hits on 19 and busts, other times it stays on 12 like a coward. You can exploit this if you pay attention to patterns. I lost six hands in a row once because the deck seemed stacked, then won seven straight. The strip element is tied to winning with exactly 21 on two cards, which gives you a piece of clothing back, so there's this weird tension where you almost want to lose first to see more skin but then you need those blackjacks to keep the game going. Never thought I'd be strategizing around Asuka's underwear like it's a resource management sim. The whole thing has that janky Flash energy where nothing quite works right but that's the charm. Background is just space and debris, no music I think, just the card sounds and occasional voice clips. Forgot to mention there's apparently six other Eva games before this one but I never played them and you don't need to. The humor lands more than it misses, especially when Rei's deadpan threats cut through the chaos. Don't expect polish, expect a fever dream that somehow understands the characters better than the rebuild movies.
Parody ★ 4.4
My Hentai Fantasy v0.12
You awaken in a lavish room, your skin prickling with the unfamiliar scent of luxury and secrets. A heavy fog clouds your memory, every detail of your past erased like chalk on a blackboard. The city outside buzzes with promises and dangers hidden beneath its glittering surface. Every whispered conversation and stolen glance crackles with tension, making your skin flush and your senses sharpen. Beneath the surface of wealth and privilege lies a twisting labyrinth of lust and power waiting to be unraveled. Your father’s shadow looms large, a titan of influence whose presence commands both fear and twisted fascination. You’re pulled into illicit encounters that test your limits and awaken dormant desires, each caress laced with both danger and delight. The university halls become stages for secret trysts, where masked intentions ignite passionate collisions and whispered confessions. Your fractured memories pulse with urgent questions - who are you really, and what price will you pay to reclaim yourself?. Yet amidst the chaos, a fierce determination takes hold, pushing you to dive deeper into the abyss of your forgotten past and the intoxicating present. The night stretches endlessly before you, a playground where fantasies twist with reality and every touch leaves an indelible mark. Here, in this dreamlike maze of power and pleasure, you must decide whether to chase the answers or lose yourself in the overwhelming tide of sensation