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Facial ★ 3.7
The destiny of Hinata – Aged pervert…
That old bastard's teaching style is something else, I'll give him that. The whole setup where Hinata's trying to be a good girlfriend for Naruto, so innocent and determined, and then this so-called elder just takes full advantage. There's a moment when she's on her knees, that first practice session, and the animation loops on her mouth stretching around him. Not smooth at all, kinda janky actually, but the sloppy sounds keep going. He grabs the back of her head, that purple hair all bunched up in his fist, and when he finishes you see her cheeks puff out before she swallows. The game doesn't let you skip that part. You just watch her throat move and then she opens her mouth to show it's empty. Something about the dead look in her eyes during that, like she's already checked out but her body's still there, being a diligent student. Controls are basic, just clicking through scenes. The doggystyle part comes after some awkward fingering, and the old guy's hands look weird on her hips, like they're not quite attached right. The whole thing has that flash game stiffness where limbs don't bend naturally. But the creampie animation, when he pulls out and the white stuff drips down her thigh, that's where the artist actually put in effort. You can see it pool on the floor. Small detail but it stuck with me. The ass-to-mouth transition is abrupt, no buildup, just suddenly she's cleaning him off with her tongue. I wish there was more interaction, maybe a button to change positions or speed. But no, it's on rails. The brunette tag is wrong by the way. She's clearly got dark blue hair, not brown. Always bugs me when tags are off. Anyway the teacher character never gets a name, just "elder", and his dialogue is the usual pervy garbage about how tight she is. Voice acting would've made this ten times better, or at least some grunting that doesn't sound like a broken mp3. The facial abuse tag is accurate though, there's a lot of mess on her face by the end and she just blinks through it. The game hints at a gangbang sequel but honestly I forgot what I was gonna say about that. The cumshot scenes are the main event here and they deliver, even if everything else feels like placeholder art.
Sport ★ 4.5
Fuck Town: Personal Trainings
The loading screen is just a static image of a gym mat that looks like it was compressed with a potato. And honestly? That’s the whole vibe. This isn’t a game that wants to impress you with its menus. It’s a game that forgot to make a menu. You click and you’re just there, in the training hall, with Jade already stretching. Her model has this weird, elongated torso thing going on, like a funhouse mirror reflection of a gymnast, but somehow it loops back around to being kind of hot? It’s the uncanny valley of lewdness. You’re the coach, some old guy whose face we mercifully never see, and you’ve got this “special method.” The method, as far as I can tell, involves clicking on her body parts with a cursor that looks like a smudged handprint. There’s no stamina bar, no dialogue tree, just this silent, grinding progression. You click her thigh, she does a slightly deeper split. The animation is a three-frame loop that makes her look like she’s glitching through reality, but the sound effect is this wet, stretching noise that’s way too detailed. It’s like someone dropped a water balloon on a leather couch. I spent a weirdly long time just making her do backbends, watching the spine curve in a way that defies basic anatomy. My phone buzzed, a Discord ping from a server about old Flash games, and I ignored it completely. The whole thing is this repetitive, almost meditative loop of click, stretch, moan. The “competition” they mention in the description? Never happens. It’s just you, Jade, and this endless, private training session that gets progressively more explicit. The climax, if you can call it that, is a series of positions that look physically impossible but are rendered with such a sincere, unpolished horniness that you can’t help but respect the hustle. It’s like finding a crumpled, sticky sketch in a notebook. You know exactly what the artist was thinking, and technical skill was not on the list. It’s a broken toy, but the kind you keep pressing the button on anyway, just to hear that one weird sound it makes.
Undress ★ 3.5
Redhaired Lesbian Vixen
I don't know what I expected from something tagged "yu-gi-oh!" but it wasn't this. Penelope, that redhead from the card game, looking like she got hit with a bad boob job and a time skip that wasn't kind. The whole thing's got that crusty old flash animation feel, like something you'd find on a forgotten corner of Newgrounds circa 2005. The "undress" mechanic is just clicking through slides, and the fast forward button is basically the only gameplay. The animation, if you can call it that, is this choppy loop of a skinny teen girl going down on the MILF. Her tongue flicks out at this weird mechanical speed, like a lizard on caffeine. And Penelope's just there, tits out, with this smug expression that doesn't change. Not even a twitch. The voice acting, if there is any, I couldn't hear it over the sound of my own confusion. Why is this a thing? The whole scene is just that one act, no build up, no variation. You can go forward and backward through maybe five frames total. There's a weird charm to how unpolished it is. Like, someone really wanted to see this specific scenario and just... made it. No budget, no finesse, just pure id. The young girl character model looks vaguely terrified, which is probably the most realistic part. I wish there was at least a sound effect when you clicked the dress off, a little "boop" or something. But no. Just silence and that looping tongue. It's not good. I can't stop thinking about it. The whole thing feels like a corrupted memory of a cartoon you watched as a kid, but horny and broken. The fast backward button is the most used feature, just to see if the expression ever changes. It doesn't.
Big Tits ★ 4.2
Hey, Phil! v2025-12-15
I got stuck on the Ronda scene for like twenty minutes. Not because it's particularly long, but because the animation loop has this weird hitch where her sprite's left eye twitches. It's probably a bug but it makes the whole thing feel more alive than half the polished stuff on Nutaku right now. You're this old guy Phil, right, and everything's falling apart, and the game just leans into it. No redemption arc bullshit, just a sandbox full of... opportunities. The voyeurism mechanics are clunky. You click, you wait, the meter fills, sometimes you get caught. Standard stuff. But there's this one moment with Mirian where the camera just lingers on her ass for an uncomfortable amount of time before anything happens. Like the game forgot you were there. That awkwardness is the whole vibe. It's not a bug, it's a feature, as the kids say. The anal scenes unlock way later than you'd expect for a parody game that literally has "big ass" in its tags. The pacing is all wrong and I kind of love it for that. The mafia plot is nonsense. I clicked through most of it while trying to figure out how to trigger the next scene with Olga. She's got this whole thing with sex toys that feels like it was written by someone who just discovered what a vibrator is. The teasing minigame with Layla is basically just a rhythm game for people who failed music class. I kept messing up on purpose because the failure dialogue is better than the success stuff. Phoebe's route is surprisingly tame for a game that lets you grope Helga in the first ten minutes. The whole thing feels like it was made in Ren'Py by someone who learned English from 90s sitcoms and hentai subs simultaneously. There's a scene where Phil just... steals panties. No setup. No payoff. Just a drawer and then inventory. That's it. That's the game. I wish the sandbox elements connected more but they won't and honestly that's fine.
Groping ★ 5.0
Eagle 5 Episode 1
Stella Erin, fresh out of space academy, virgin, 18, assigned to Admiral Lonestar's ship. The whole setup screams target practice. And the game knows it. This isn't some grand space opera with lasers and heroism, it's a kinetic novel that feels like a slow motion car crash of humiliation. The 3DCG is ugly, deliberately so maybe, with character models that look like rejected assets from a decade ago. The admiral is old, wrinkled, the kind of saggy neck that makes you want to close the tab but you don't. The first mission briefing turns into a groping session faster than you can say diplomatic immunity. Stella's corruption arc is less a slope and more a cliff she's pushed off. There's this one scene where she's just standing in the corridor and a random crew member, some alien with too many fingers, starts this casual voyeur thing. The game doesn't ask for your input, you just watch her get degraded. The sexual harassment tag is the whole plot. It's not a warning, it's the menu. I kept thinking about the senate on planet Kornea, all those leaders making speeches about justice while this girl is getting felt up in a storage closet. That disconnect is almost funny. The sci-fi backdrop is just wallpaper. Lord Cain, the evil guy causing chaos, who cares. The war is happening somewhere else. The real action is the admiral's wandering hands and Stella's internal monologue shifting from shock to something else. The writing has this blunt, almost translated quality, like someone typed it out with one hand. I wish there was a choice, any choice, but it's a kinetic novel so you're just along for the ride. The virgin tag gets obliterated in a scene that's more clinical than erotic, which somehow makes it worse. Or better, depending on why you're here. The corruption doesn't feel earned, it just happens because the script says so. One minute she's a graduate, the next she's... well. The whole thing is a mess of ugly renders and uncomfortable silence.