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Nintendo ★ 3.8
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Palutena. You know, from that Nintendo thing. Kid Icarus. She's a goddess. Tall, big tits, green hair, that whole deal. Well here she's face down in some dirt somewhere, that halo thing is all crooked, and some random huge cock is just... up her ass. Like, right there. No setup. No "how did this happen". Just anal. The game doesn't care about lore and honestly, neither do I. The whole thing feels like someone's old Newgrounds flash animation they forgot to finish. The art is rough. Not in a "stylized" way, more like a "drawn with a mouse while the computer was lagging" way. Her tits look like they have their own gravity system, and the dude is basically a disembodied dick. There's a button to make him go faster. Another one changes the angle slightly. That's it. That's the gameplay. I spent like five minutes just clicking and watching her expression loop between "oh no" and some blank eyed stare. Pit is supposed to be the hero but he's just a tiny sprite in the corner. Completely useless. Can't do anything. Just watching his goddess get railed. Peak comedy honestly. The sounds are what get me. It's like someone recorded a wet hand slapping a table and just layered it on repeat. At one point I think a car horn honked in the background of the audio clip and they left it in. I can't stop thinking about that. The humiliation angle is the whole point, they really hammer it home with the dialogue bubbles that are just strings of "goddess whore" this and "fallen angel" that. It's so dumb. It's so direct. I went in expecting some deep Kid Icarus corruption fantasy and instead I got a physics engine that looks like it's having a stroke. There's no story. There's no arc. Just Palutena getting her insides rearranged outdoors while her halo flickers like a dying lightbulb. I think I saw a glitch where her leg went through her own head. Art.
Kid Icarus ★ 3.7
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The whole thing feels like someone ripped a sprite sheet and just went nuts in a corner. You got Palutena, right? Big green hair, bigger... responsibilities. The setup is she's backstage, getting absolutely drenched in what the description calls sacred cum. Sacred. Like it's a church thing. The logic is that being a goddess is stressful, so she needs this. I don't know, man. Pit is nowhere to be found, which is probably for the best. Poor guy would have a crisis. The animation is, and I say this with love, a mess. It's got that old Newgrounds jank where limbs don't quite connect and the motion is this endless, looping pump. It's not smooth. It's deliberately crunchy. The cumshot mechanic is just a button you hold down, filling a bar until the screen gets plastered. There's no game here. You just click and watch the bukkake counter go up. I spent way too long fixating on how her hair clips through her shoulder. Every single loop, the green hair just phases right through her skin like a ghost. It's such a small thing but it drove me up the wall. Why is the hair the thing that breaks the illusion? Not the endless fountain of, you know, but the hair. Honestly, the sound design is just a single wet slap on repeat. It's so lazy it circles back to being hypnotic. You start to hear rhythms that aren't there. I was sitting there, clicking, wondering if I left the stove on. This isn't a game you play, it's a weird little stress toy for a very specific part of your brain. It knows what it is. A sticky, unpolished tribute to a goddess who definitely didn't sign up for this specific ritual. Don't expect a plot. Just a mess. A glorious, repetitive mess.