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Cumshot ★ 3.7
Sol-R Gals Part 1
Oh look, an ancient browser relic. Pharaoh something something, I forgot the name already. You pick one of four furries, and I don't mean the convention kind, I mean actual animal people. Cat, dog, something with horns, and one that's just... there. The whole thing looks like someone's first Flash project from 2004, and I'm not complaining. Much. The goth one. She's the reason I clicked. Pale, dark makeup, that whole thing. You gotta undress her first, which is basically clicking on clothes until they vanish. No animation, just *poof* and there's a tit. Then you get to the fucking. Missionary, doggy, she gives a footjob, and the cumshot lands wherever the developer decided it should. The pharaoh tag makes sense now, one of them has that Egyptian queen thing going on, but honestly after the third scene they all blur together. The special scene for each character is the only reason to bother. The goth one's special is... actually I forgot, something with anal? Or was that the horned one. Wait no, the furry with the tail does this thing where she turns around and the front/back tag applies because you can switch positions mid-scene, but the switch is just a fade to black and then she's facing the other way. Revolutionary. The footjob mechanics are a lie. You don't do anything, you just watch a loop. And the oral scenes have this weird thing where the character's mouth doesn't actually connect with the dick, there's always a gap like the hitbox is drunk. I spent way too long staring at that. The blowjob scenes are the same loop with different fur patterns, and I wish the developer had spent more than five minutes on the cumshot effects because it's just a white splotch that appears and then the scene ends. No buildup, no reaction from the character, just... splotch. Then back to menu. For a game with anal in the tags, the positioning is weirdly clinical. Like someone described anal to an alien and the alien coded this. I kept expecting something more but nope, same loop, different hole. The whole thing runs in like two minutes per character and then you've seen everything. Except I'm pretty sure there's a secret fifth scene somewhere because the file name had a number 5 but I couldn't unlock it. Probably doesn't exist. The horned character's special involves some tail thing that clips through her body, and honestly that's more entertaining than the actual porn. I'd fix it but I won't and neither will anyone else because this game's been abandoned since before Twitter existed.