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Big Tits ★ 4.1
Xmas Points
I thought the point was to look at tits. That's what the thumbnail promised, right? Big anime boobs in a santa hat, the whole xmas thing. But no, you're actually just a little dot trying not to get murdered by geometry. It's one of those connect the... no wait, it's not connecting anything. You collect points. Little floating things. And everything else on screen wants you dead. The first level I was like, okay, this is baby shit, where are the pictures. Then level four hit and suddenly I'm sweating, my finger twitching on the trackpad, and I realized I was genuinely invested in this stupid dot's survival. The gallery unlocks per level and honestly the art is decent if you're into the massive titty holiday theme. One girl has these ridiculous santa pasties that are working overtime. The costume designs are what you'd expect, not groundbreaking but they get the job done. What got me though was how the gameplay and the reward system started messing with my head. I'd clear a hard level, get a new image, and instead of just fapping I'd immediately click next level. Like the challenge became the real porn. That's fucked up, right? A hentai game where the dot-dodging is more compelling than the actual hentai. The hitboxes are bullshit sometimes. I swear I didn't touch that spinning triangle but the game says I did and now I have to start over. The difficulty curve is less of a curve and more of a staircase made of knives. By the later levels there's so much crap moving around you can barely see the points you're supposed to collect. I wish there was a way to just buy the gallery outright but there isn't and that's probably the point. The whole thing is a funny game disguised as porn or maybe porn disguised as a funny game. I still don't know which. The xmas music loop is going to haunt me.