- Home
- #Popstar
Popstar games
Dive into 2 Popstar games, hand-picked and ready to start right in your browser.
Popstar games
Vocaloid ★ 3.7
Miku sexy undress
The mouse cursor hovers, and for a second I'm not sure if this is a game or just a weirdly specific tech demo that escaped from a forum post. It's Hatsune Miku, but not the one from the Project Diva games. This one just stands there, blinking, while you poke at her clothes. The whole thing has that lo-fi, almost forgotten flash game energy, like something you'd find on a dusty corner of Newgrounds with a chill, slightly off-key midi loop in the background. The core mechanic is a transparency slider. You don't take her clothes off, you just... fade them. It's such a bizarrely passive way to handle undressing. I spent a solid minute just dragging the opacity of her top from 100% to 2% and back, watching the digital fabric become a ghost. It feels less like a strip tease and more like you're a ghost yourself, slowly phasing her outfit into another dimension. The art is flat, deliberately unpolished, which honestly makes the whole thing more surreal. Her tiny chest is front and center, a design choice the game's own description feels the need to defend, and you know what? In this janky, unrendered space, it works. It's not trying to be some hyper-realistic fantasy, it's just a weird sketch. There's no goal. You just mix and match a few items, find a combination that makes the vocaloid pop star look like she's wearing a holographic napkin, and then... that's it. I wish there was a button to make her do the leek spin. A single, looping animation would've broken the strange, mannequin-like stillness that sets in after you've achieved peak translucency. But there isn't. It's just you, the slider, and a silent, perpetually surprised Miku. The whole experience is a 5-minute fever dream of pure, uncut vaporwave horniness.
Humor ★ 5.0
Pop/Star Pass [Demo]
The whole thing feels like someone made it in a weekend with a crusty sock nearby, and honestly? That's the charm. You're this total loser, right, job sucks, life's a mess, then bam, contest win puts you face to face with a K/DA style girl group. The art is that specific 2DCG look where proportions make no anatomical sense, tits like weather balloons, asses you could park a bike on. It's a parody that knows exactly what it is. I fixated on Ahri's stand-in for way too long. There's this groping mechanic where you just... paw at her during conversation, and her expression barely changes, just this dead eyed popstar smile while your hand's full of silicone. It's uncomfortable in a way that loops back to funny. The swinging tag shows up in this weird optional scene where everyone's suddenly on a giant novelty bed, limbs everywhere, physics going haywire. My brain kept trying to apply gender studies frameworks to it, like, is this a critique of parasocial relationships with idols? Probably not. The male protagonist is such a hollow horndog that he becomes this beautiful blank canvas for terrible decisions. Wish there was more actual League parody stuff beyond the surface. You get one joke about a skillshot and then it's back to the titillation. The humor lands best when it's mean, like the dialogue options that let you be a complete creep and the game just... lets you. No consequences. Which, for a power fantasy about a loser winning big, tracks perfectly. The UI is clunky in that specific Ren'Py way where you can tell nobody bothered polishing the menus. Doesn't matter. You're not here for menus. The long term relationship with this game is nonexistent. It's a one night stand that leaves glitter on your couch and a weird stain you'll never explain. First date's exciting because of the sheer audacity, then you realize it's got exactly one move and keeps repeating it. Still. That one move.