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Scientist games
Masturbation ★ 4.1
Robo Sex Lab
The first thing that hits you is the lab. Not a clean, sterile place. It hums with old machinery, like a fridge left open too long. Two robot scientists, their metal bodies bent with a kind of horny curiosity, poke at a human clone. She is soft, pink, breathing. They are not. That contrast is the whole game. You click. You drag. The clone gets a dildo, not a gentle one. The robots watch, their optical lenses flickering. There is a moment where one of them adjusts a dial and the clone's back arches. I don't know why that got me. Maybe because the robots treat her like a puzzle, not a person. And you are the third robot, the one behind the screen, making the puzzle wetter. The graphics are rough. Not ugly, but deliberately unpolished, like a sketch someone drew with one hand while the other was busy. The scientist tag is there, but it's not about science. It's about power. The clone never speaks. She just moans, a looped sound that starts to feel like a metronome after a while. I wish there was a button to make the robots touch each other, but no. They only touch her. That's the deal. I spent too long on the anal dildo angle. The physics are weird, like the toy is made of jelly and the clone's body is made of slightly firmer jelly. But when it slides in, the camera zooms, and for a second you forget the robots are there. Then one of them clacks its metal fingers together and you remember. Earth, year 3012. No humans left except this one, and she's not really human. She's a copy. A very fuckable copy.
Blowjob ★ 4.8
Lets splunk
I fired this up expecting some lazy Newgrounds tier flash garbage and honestly? It's exactly that but somehow worse. The whole thing looks like someone's first Blender project after watching two tutorials and giving up. That Nubian queen character, her tits don't even move right when she's going down on the scientist dude. Just these weird stiff globes that clip through her arms. And the scientist, this pasty white guy with the most generic face you've ever seen, his cock is like a third leg. Just absurdly huge for no reason. I laughed out loud when the blowjob scene started because the angle makes it look like she's trying to swallow a fire hydrant. The setup is whatever, some mineral scientist in a cavern finds this ebony queen and immediately they're at it. No buildup, no dialogue worth remembering, just straight to the menu where you pick blowjob or two different sex positions. The deeper/slower/drill mechanic sounds like it should add something but it's just three looping animations that barely change. I picked drill expecting some wild shit and she just vibrates slightly faster. What a ripoff. The sound effects are stock moans that loop every five seconds, I've heard these exact same clips in a dozen other trash games. At one point the audio just cuts out completely during the cumshot and comes back three seconds later. Nobody bothered to fix that apparently. The cumshot itself is comical, just ropes of white that appear from nowhere and land on her face with zero physics. She doesn't react, doesn't blink, just keeps that same vacant smile. I don't know why I expected anything different from a game that probably took an afternoon to make. The whole thing runs in browser and even then it chugs on my phone like it's rendering a Pixar movie. There's something almost impressive about making something this unpolished and still charging for it. Or maybe it's free, I can't remember, I was too busy laughing at how the scientist's glasses don't even sit on his face properly during the sex scenes. They just float half an inch from his temples like he's got some anti-gravity optometry going on. At least the background in the cavern has some okay lighting I guess, before you notice the rock textures are just the same pattern tiled twenty times.