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The Legend Of Zelda games
Oral ★ 4.3
The Vet of Zelda Hentai Quest
Right then, the cum button. That's the whole thing, isn't it? Three little speed numbers at the bottom, a loop of Link getting his green tunic absolutely wrecked, and that one shiny button waiting for you. I spent way too long just watching the doggy-style animation on speed 2. There's something about the way Zelda's hair doesn't quite move right, like it's made of plastic, that I found hypnotic. The sound is just a wet slapping noise on repeat, no music, no moans, just this relentless *plap plap plap* that started to sound like a broken washing machine after a while. My neighbor probably thinks I have a very specific plumbing problem. The blowjob pose is a lie. It's listed, sure, but it's just her head bobbing with the enthusiasm of a nodding dashboard toy. No throat, no mess, just a polite little motion until you hit the cum button and then it's like someone spilled a pot of white paint on her chin. The parody part is doing some heavy lifting too, the character models look like they were smuggled out of a Nintendo 64 fever dream. Link's face is frozen in this permanent state of mild surprise, which, fair enough, I guess. The anal tag is there but you gotta squint, it's more of a suggestion during the doggy-style angle, a little visual ambiguity for the hopeful. I wish the ride pose had a bit more oomph, you know? She just sort of glides up and down like a piston in an engine that's about to give out. No bounce, no weight. Clicking the speed numbers feels less like controlling passion and more like changing the gear on a very boring exercise bike. The whole thing is so unpolished it circles back around to being kind of charming, like finding a dirty drawing on a napkin. Just a sticky little loop of nonsense that doesn't overstay its welcome. You click, you watch, you click the cum button, and then you close the tab and wonder why the Zelda theme isn't playing. Missed opportunity, that.
Fantasy ★ 4.1
Love in Hyrule v0.22
Explore the secret desires lurking within the Kingdom of Hyrule. More than just Princess Zelda, numerous enticing women fill the lands of Hyrule. Try your chances romancing Kiya, Ribo, or maybe Zaphie this time around? Or do you prefer to follow tradition and woo Princess Zelda once again?? Engage in rich conversations, intimate scenes, and multiple endings shaped by your choices. The kingdom you know is transformed into a playground of flirtation and adventure. Journey across lush fields, ancient temples, and bustling towns to win hearts. Powered by Ren'Py, the visual novel engine delivers fluid narratives and interactive choices. Fans of isekai and fantasy alike will find plenty to enjoy in this romantic journey. Meet fascinating personalities such as Ribo’s mischievous charm and Zaphie’s mysterious allure. Zelda and Kiya remain central figures whose bonds with you grow more intense. Your choices determine which romances flourish and how the story unfolds. Replay to unlock all endings and uncover hidden moments with each heroine. Embrace a mature fantasy journey filled with lust, cunning, and genuine emotion. Enter the realm where fantasy meets seduction, and your romantic fate awaits.
Princess Zelda ★ 4.4
WaifuHub: Season 2
Lucoa from Dragon Maid sits there like she just rolled out of bed at noon, breasts basically spilling out of her top, and I'm supposed to interview her for a porno. That's WaifuHub. You've got this clipboard, this tiny desk between you and a parade of anime girls who need zero convincing to strip down and demonstrate their "talents" for the camera. The casting couch setup is so barebones it almost loops back to being honest. You tap through dialogue, pick a position, and watch the pixelated action unfold. I spent way too long on Mitsuki Bakugou's scene because the ahegao expression kicked in way earlier than expected, like frame three, and I kept wondering if that was a bug or a design choice. The whole thing runs in browser, no downloads, and the UI feels like someone built it in a weekend after discovering waifu culture existed. You can practically smell the compressed JPEGs. But the roster is unhinged in the best way. Dexters Mom. Actual Dexters Mom from Dexters Laboratory. I don't know who decided she belongs next to Rem from Re:Zero doing oral but I respect the commitment to chaos. Raphtalia's scene starts with her ears twitching and I'm pretty sure the sprite was ripped straight from a fan game circa 2016. The mobile version chugs harder than Android 18 after a fight with Vegeta, which I guess is thematic. And Cheelai's scene has this weird audio loop that sounds like a washing machine dying. But then Hestia does that thing with her twin tails and suddenly I'm not thinking about frame rates anymore. The "big penis" tag isn't kidding. Every male protagonist is hung like a fire extinguisher, which makes Meiko's reactions from Prison School feel almost medically concerning. Zelda's scene has her using the Triforce as foreplay? I might have imagined that. Galko's dialogue options include a line about her tan lines that made me laugh out loud. It's a mess. A glorious, horny, copyright infringement adjacent mess.