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Pokemon ★ 4.3
Poke-Ball Academia! FULL
So the holiday theme this time is, I don't know, the Feast of Maximum Occupancy or something. And this game, it's like someone threw a bunch of action figures into a blender and hit puree. You got your Dragon Ball Z types, Kale and Caulifla, looking like they could bench press a planet but also they're suddenly very interested in your protagonist's, uh, ki signature. Then there's the Fate crew, Saber, who is Artoria Pendragon if you want to be formal, acting all regal until she's not. The whole thing is a weird multiverse travelogue where the romance is less about talking and more about immediate, graphic negotiation. The 3DCG is deliberately unpolished, like a holiday decoration that's been in the attic too long. Android 21 from DBZ, she's there, and her whole deal gets weirdly philosophical while you're trying to angle the POV just right. The game forgets it has an adventure tag for long stretches. You just click, and then a character like Nemuri Kayama, Midnight from My Hero, is dominating the scene, and the impregnation risk is just a given, a background fact like the weather. The big tits are, well, they're present and accounted for, on everyone from Lusamine to Chun Li, who shows up for a round of street fighting that ends very differently than the Capcom cup. There's this one moment with Himiko Toga that's genuinely unsettling, her whole blood obsession thing, and then two clicks later you're in a completely vanilla creampie scene with Tsuyu Asui and it's like the game got amnesia. The loli tag applies to a few characters like Lillie from Pokemon, and it's handled with all the grace of a brick through a window, which I guess is the point. The female domination stuff is strong with Vados and Heles, they just sort of take over the narrative for a bit. I completely forgot about the Castlevania characters, Felicia from Darkstalkers is there being a cat, and the whole thing is a mess. A sticky, holiday themed mess where Wu Zetian from some phone game I don't know is suddenly the most interesting person in the room for five minutes. The male protagonist is a void, a nothing, just a viewpoint for all these creampies and oral fixations. It's a feast, alright.
Parody ★ 4.2
Poke-Ball Academia 2 Final
The loading screen alone is a mess of tits and thighs from like twelve different shows, and honestly that's the whole vibe. You pick a male protagonist who's basically a blank slate with a giant cock, and then you just... point him at whoever. First run I went straight for Android 21, because that lab coat barely contains anything, and the game doesn't make you wait. Three clicks and she's already on her knees, the pov oral scene has this wet sound effect that loops a bit weird but the animation itself is surprisingly smooth for 3dcg. Her big areola thing is rendered in almost obsessive detail, like someone on the dev team had a very specific fixation and I respect that. The pregnancy mechanic kicks in way too fast. I barely finished inside Cammy White, the creampie still dripping in the next frame, and suddenly there's a dialogue box about starting a family. No buildup, no romance despite the tag claiming otherwise. The romance is basically "you nutted, now she loves you forever." Which, fine, I'm not here for deep storytelling but it's jarring when you're trying to work through the whole Fate roster and Ishtar is already talking about baby names while BB is waiting in the next room completely unaware. The game lets you juggle everyone though, no consequences, so you can have Saber pregnant in one scene and then immediately rail Jaina Proudmoore without anyone mentioning it. The female domination tag is misleading too, it's mostly just Midnight from MHA giving you a look before the usual vaginal sex starts. I wish they'd actually committed to that dynamic instead of defaulting to the same positions. The sound design is a choice. During the Nightingale scene from Fate, the moans are fine but there's this background track that sounds like a royalty free beat someone found on a forum in 2016. It loops every forty seconds and by the time you're finishing inside her, you've heard the same synth swell four times. The orc from WoW, Garrosh, shows up as a cameo and I still don't know why. He just stands there menacingly while you fuck Lana. Maybe it's a cuck thing, maybe it's a bug, the game doesn't explain. The big ass tag delivers though, Pharah and Nami both got rendered with proportions that defy physics and I spent way too long just rotating the camera during the Chun Li scene. Her thighs are basically the main character. If you're gonna play this, ignore the family raising nonsense entirely and just use the scene select to skip to the creampie finishes, that's where the animation budget clearly went.