Undress Blackjack with Andie

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★ 3.4 (18 votes) 10.8K plays Flash Arcade

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The card flip sound effect is genuinely satisfying. It has this crisp little snap that makes me want to keep hitting 'deal' even when I know I should probably stop and actually look at the hand I've been dealt. That's the thing about this blackjack game, it gets the small stuff right while completely fumbling the bigger picture. Andie sits there across the table with her smug expression and her tits practically spilling out of that top, and I'm supposed to care about whether I hit on sixteen? The dealer busts more often than makes sense statistically, I swear to god. I tracked it for like twenty hands because I'm that kind of person, and the dealer went over 21 way more than probability would suggest. Not complaining exactly, it means I get to see the stripping animation faster, but it makes the whole 'game' part feel like window dressing.

The art style is that particular brand of hentai where everything is slightly too glossy, like someone waxed the characters before drawing them. Andie's boobs have their own gravitational field, I'm pretty sure. They bounce when she loses a hand in a way that defies both physics and the fact that she's sitting down. The rough sex scene at the end, once you've cleared

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