About this game
Something about this game feels like wearing a silk thong two sizes too small. Uncomfortable. A little cheap. But somehow, that's exactly what makes it work.
The first sex scene hits you with no warning. One minute you're crafting solutions in this Xweb app, typing fake requests like some digital therapist, and then suddenly there's a woman with tits that defy physics, her back arched, taking every inch while the animation loops. The bounce. The wet sounds. It's absurd. A parody of something I can't quite name. Marvel maybe? The time stone in the bag thing keeps nagging at me. There's a character with red hair who looks like she wandered out of a superhero movie, but her costume is... less. Much less. Her ass doesn't quit though. The animation quality shifts between scenes, sometimes smooth, sometimes jittery like a bad Instagram filter, and I kept wishing they'd just pick a style and commit.
Speaking of commitment, the hitman plot. Why is there a hitman? I'm supposed to be hiding, protecting some time stone, but also building a harem apparently. The horror tag makes sense now. Not because it's scary, but because the tonal whiplash is genuinely disorienting. You'll be mid-thrust, the girl moaning with that exaggerated voice acting, and then the screen flickers and there's a shadowy figure and you're supposed to care about not getting killed. I don't. I care about the next unlock. The vaginal scenes are plentiful, each one trying to outdo the last with angles and expressions. Big assets everywhere. It's a buffet of unrealistic proportions.
The mobile format means I played this on my phone during lunch, screen brightness down, wondering if the person next to me could see the jiggle physics. Probably. The request crafting mechanic is basically busywork between scenes, something about listening to customers. I stopped reading the dialogue after a while. Just tapped through. The time travel stuff feels like someone wrote a serious sci-fi script and then another person drew enormous bouncing breasts all over it. There's a scene where the protagonist is supposedly hiding from the hitman, but instead he's bent over a desk with two women. Priorities, I guess. The bag with the stone is mentioned maybe twice. I forgot what I was talking about. The harem grows. The animations loop. The horror is just a guy in a trench coat who occasionally appears. I wanted more of the weird psychological tension but that's never going to happen. This is a game about fucking, and it knows it, even when it pretends otherwise.