Link and Pit Gonzo Bayonetta

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★ 3.8 (54 votes) 36.1K plays Flash Arcade

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Right, so this is one of those parody things where someone grabbed a bunch of characters and just went wild. Bayonetta, you know, the witch with the hair and the guns, she's the star here. But the whole setup is her dragging Toon Link and Pit into a bedroom. Toon Link. The little cel-shaded guy with the sword. It's so stupid it circles back around to being funny, like a cursed image you can't look away from.

The animation is... a choice. It's that Source Filmmaker style, stiff and shiny like an old YouTube video from 2014. The sounds are ripped straight from the games too, so you'll hear Pit's annoying voice lines while something absolutely filthy is happening. There's a footjob scene that feels like it goes on forever, and a double penetration bit where the physics just give up entirely. Bayonetta's model looks okay but her face is frozen in this one expression the whole time, like she's reading a grocery list while getting railed. I wish they'd leaned harder into her actual personality from the games, the sass and the dancing, but nope. Just mechanical thrusting.

Oh, and there's a farm. No, not a sexy farm. Just a random background in one scene that looks like it was stolen from a completely different project. Goof Troop energy. The whole thing has this unpolished, thrown together vibe that's almost charming if you're into jank. The sex tape descriptions promise four scenes but one of them is so short I blinked and missed it. I guess that's the "something else" they mentioned. Whatever. It's a mess. A horny, weirdly hypnotic mess with catchy music loops that'll get stuck in your head for days. Shaundi isn't even in this, I don't know why that tag is there.

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