Park Tricks

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★ 5.0 (26 votes) 4.3K plays Instant Play

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The whole setup is a strip poker game in a park, except the girl has a tattoo and looks like she hasn't eaten since the Bush administration. I keep waiting for a squirrel to steal her cards or for a jogger to photobomb the whole thing. You get a hand, she gets a hand, loser takes something off. The logic tag is doing heavy lifting because sometimes the card game just decides you lost before the turn even resolves, like it has a grudge against you specifically.

Top 3 moments you'll want to screenshot: first time her top comes off and the tattoo on her ribs is fully visible, the weird face she makes when you call her bluff, and the exact frame where the game forgets to render her bra for half a second. Not that I noticed. The striptease animations are janky in a way that loops from awkward back to hot, like a webcam from 2007 with better lighting. She's blonde, skinny, cute in that Eastern European way where she could be 19 or 35 and you'll never know.

What I wish was different but won't be: the minigame itself is just high low or some card comparison thing, I don't remember, because after the third round you stop caring about rules and start caring about whether the park bench is actually public property. There's no audio, which is fine, but the silence makes every button click feel like a confession. The outdoor setting is barely there, just a green blur and maybe a tree, which is somehow more honest than a real park.

Anyway the strip mechanics work until they don't. You win, she strips, you lose, nothing happens, which is the opposite of stakes but okay. I think there's a card game hidden inside a striptease hidden inside a park, or maybe the park is the card game. The tattoo is the only thing that feels real, and that's probably the point.

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