About this game
My kid found this somehow. Or maybe I found it and need to blame someone. The premise is a blonde woman on a street corner, and if you beat her at poker, she takes off her clothes. That's it. That's the whole thing. I'm writing this review trying to figure out what exactly I just watched, because the graphics are something else entirely. They used a real model, I think? The photos are grainy and the lighting is harsh, like someone took these with a phone from 2007 and forgot to focus. She has this schoolgirl uniform on, the classic blue pleated skirt and white top, but it doesn't fit right. The collar is crooked in half the shots.
The poker is Texas Hold'em but stripped down so much it barely functions. You get two cards, the flop comes, and you bet. The AI folds constantly. I won three hands in a row without trying, and each time she'd unbutton something or slide the skirt down a bit. There's no strategy. The buttons are tiny and I misclicked four times. What bothered me most was her expression never changes. Dead eyes, same half smile whether she's fully dressed or down to her bra. It's unnerving. I kept playing because I wanted to see if the game would break if I won too fast. It didn't break but the animation loops are so short you'll see the same shimmy motion seventeen times.
For something called a striptease game, the tease part is missing. She just... removes items. No buildup, no music, no dialogue after the first "want to play?" The street background is a static image that looks like a blurry alleyway. I don't know what I expected. The blonde model is attractive in a real person way, not a polished porn way, but the whole package feels like a school project someone abandoned halfway through. There's a button to replay but I can't imagine why you would.