About this game
You know what I can't stand? The sound of pool balls clicking. It's so clean, so precise. And here, every single shot makes another piece of clothing vanish. I'm watching this blonde in black lingerie lean over the felt, lining up a combo shot, and my brain is just short circuiting. The physics are actually decent, which is the weirdest part. I spent way too long just playing actual billiards, forgetting the whole point was to get these women naked. The table is massive, covered in balls, and the girls just... stand there, waiting. It's almost awkward how patient they are.
The real model thing. It's a real person, obviously filmed and then dropped into this bizarre pool hall simulator. She does this little shimmy when you sink a ball, and the clothing item just pops off. No animation, no transition. One frame it's there, next it's gone. Like a magic trick performed by a horny computer. The striptease is less a dance and more a series of static poses between rounds. She'll stand there in her bra, looking slightly to the left of the camera, while I calculate a bank shot. The disconnect is almost artistic. I kept waiting for her to get impatient, to tap her foot or check her phone, but nope. Just eternal, glassy eyed patience.
Between turns you get these little vignettes. Two girls, both blonde, sometimes touching each other while you line up your next disaster. The lesbian tag is there, but it's more like... mannequins being pushed together by an invisible toddler. No passion, just proximity. I found myself more invested in a tricky three rail kick shot than the woman slowly removing her stockings. That's probably not the intended experience. The whole thing feels like a very specific fetish for someone who finds geometry sexually frustrating. The balls scatter, the clothes drop, and somewhere in the code, a variable ticks up until you win. Then it just... stops. No fanfare. Just a naked woman and a silent pool table.