About this game
The whole thing is a clicker, but not like those idle games where numbers go up and you feel smart. Here you just rub the mouse over her chest and the meter fills. Reiko, I think her name is, she has these absurdly huge tits that jiggle with every pixel of movement. The farm tag makes sense after a minute, you're basically milking a cow but the cow is a brunette with a bored expression. There's a minigame buried in there too, something about timing your strokes to a rhythm that never quite syncs up. I spent way too long trying to get the perfect loop, like tuning a guitar string that keeps snapping.
The boobalicios thing, whatever that means, it's just the physics engine having a seizure. One moment her boobs are soft and heavy, the next they're bouncing like water balloons filled with helium. I wish the dev had spent more time on the face, because her eyes look dead even when the meter hits max. But then again, maybe that's the point. You're not here for emotional connection. You're here to see if the left click or the right click makes her moan louder. Spoiler: neither does much.
The sound design is a crime. It's like someone recorded a wet sponge being squeezed and then pitched it down three octaves. I muted it after thirty seconds and just watched the numbers climb. There's a weird satisfaction in seeing the farm yield counter tick up, like you're actually producing something. But then the minigame resets and you're back to square one, rubbing circles on a screen like a lonely DJ. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Honestly, company would just ask why you're not playing something with a plot.