Holio - U - 6

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★ 3.3 (7 votes) 2.9K plays Flash Arcade

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This thing is basically a titty quiz show and I'm not even mad about it. You got this brunette with absolutely massive breasts, like the kind that make you wonder about back pain but you're too busy staring to care. She asks questions. I don't remember what she asked. Something about music maybe? Who gives a fuck. The whole point is touching her while she talks, and the game doesn't pretend otherwise.

The touch controls are actually decent on mobile, which is rare for these browser games. Most of them feel like you're trying to perform surgery with oven mitts but this one responds pretty quick. You tap her tits, she reacts, you tap other places, she reacts more. There's this one moment where she leans forward and the physics engine does something weird but honestly it just makes her chest look even more ridiculous so it's a feature not a bug. The blowjob scene unlocks after you answer enough questions right I think. Or wrong. I wasn't paying attention to the trivia part at all.

The art style is that specific kind of unpolished that somehow makes it hotter. Like someone drew this at 3am with one hand and honestly respect. Her expressions during the hard sex scene are the best part, that specific face where she's trying to keep asking her little music questions but can't focus. I wish there was more variety in positions but the one they have works. The sound design is just some looping beat that I muted after thirty seconds because it was drilling into my skull. Not that I needed audio for this anyway. The whole thing is maybe ten minutes of content but it's free and does exactly what it says on the tin.

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