About this game
That chessboard is tiny, like a postage stamp, and I'm already losing my bishop on move three because I forgot how the horsey piece moves. But she's smiling at me, this brunette with a look that says she knows exactly what I'm doing wrong. First piece I capture, her top just vanishes. No fancy animation, no particle effects, just gone. The game doesn't even pretend to be polished, the board looks like it was drawn in MS Paint during a lunch break and the piece selection is clunky as hell, you click and pray basically.
The real model thing threw me off at first. She's just standing there in what looks like someone's living room, bad lighting and all, doing this awkward shuffle between poses. When I finally checkmate her after blundering my queen like an idiot, she does this striptease that's somehow both hot and uncomfortable, like watching a friend's older sister practice a dance routine she found on TikTok. The whole thing has big "filmed on a webcam from 2009" energy and I mean that as a compliment, sort of. The audio keeps cutting out for half a second every time she transitions. Drove me nuts.
Kept coming back though. Not because the chess is good, it's terrible, the AI makes moves that make no sense and sometimes a pawn just decides it can move sideways now I guess. But there's something about winning a game where the rules are made up and the points don't matter, just to see her lose another piece of clothing. The strip mechanic is literally the only thing holding this together and honestly that's enough. Forgot what I was gonna say about the knight movement. Doesn't matter, she's down to just the lacy stuff now and I'm pretty sure that's not how en passant works but whatever.