About this game
Got this weird little early access thing running in my browser, basically a brothel clicker that looks like someone's first RenPy project got drunk and forgot to put on makeup. On purpose though, I think. The dev calls it deliberately unpolished which is either refreshing honesty or a lazy excuse, still can't decide.
Anyway you're pimping out these big titted pixel women to generic dudes who wander in with wallets open. Three poses right now, missionary and doggy and something else I already forgot because the art style keeps distracting me. The women have slightly different skin tones and hair colors, random generation that sometimes spits out this one combo where the blonde's tits clip through her top in a way that's unintentionally hotter than the actual sex scenes. Two clients total, both look like they wandered out of a stock photo shoot for "businessman midlife crisis." You click them, they fuck the girl, money appears, rinse repeat. The upgrade menu on the right unlocks poses and lets you hire a second worker, which doubles your income but also doubles how often you have to click these boring fucks.
The money system is barebones as hell. No real economy, just numbers going up. I wish there was some actual management like the description promises for future versions, skills and fatigue and paying percentages to your whores. That would make this feel less like a fap material and more like a game I'd actually play. But right now it's just clicking and waiting for animations to loop while you wonder why the cumshot is just a white pixel that appears for half a second.
The whole thing has this amateur energy that somehow works. Like finding someone's abandoned Patreon project that they actually kept updating. Version 00.03, they're promising censored strips you can pay to remove in the next update which is genius and stupid at the same time. Paying to uncensor a porn game. That's some meta commentary on the whole industry I didn't expect from a game where the main gameplay is watching the same breast physics jiggle wrong for the fifteenth time.