About this game
This game. It’s like. You know when you’re trying to count change and someone’s moaning in your ear? That’s the vibe. The whole thing is just basic math problems, like 12+7 or whatever, and every right answer makes a new anime girl pop up with her tits out. Not gradually. Just. Bam. Full nudity. I spent way too long on one question because I got distracted by the girl from the previous screen. Her nipples were… pink. Very pink. The kind of pink that doesn’t exist in nature. I kept thinking about that specific shade instead of carrying the one.
The gallery system is weirdly motivating. You see these grayed out silhouettes and your stupid monkey brain goes “must fill”. So you do more division. Long division, even. I haven’t done long division since school and now I’m doing it to see a drawing of a girl with her legs spread. The art style is that crunchy old flash look, lines aren’t clean, anatomy makes no sense. One girl’s boobs looked like they were trying to escape her chest in different directions. I laughed but I also finished the level.
My fingers hurt from typing numbers so fast. The keyboard clicking mixed with the little jingle when you get one right, it’s almost hypnotic. Almost ASMR but for degenerates. Is that a thing? Math ASMR hentai. Don’t steal that. The challenge isn’t the math, it’s trying to focus while the game basically flashes you. I failed a simple subtraction because the previous image was still burned into my eyes. That’s a design flaw or a feature. I don’t know anymore.
The girls all have that same vacant expression, like they’re also confused why they’re in a math game. There’s no story. No dialogue. Just tits and arithmetic. It’s exactly what it says it is and somehow that makes it worse. Or better. I opened the whole gallery and felt nothing. Then I did it again. My brain is smooth now.