Queen's Blade Zombie Rush

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★ 3.8 (90 votes) 35.7K plays Flash Arcade

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Honestly the whole thing feels like someone found a half finished flash project from 2007 and just uploaded it as is. Queen's Blade parody, right? Cattleya's there with those absolutely massive tits, blonde hair everywhere, and there's some Halloween zombie nonsense going on. The zombie fucks them. That's it. That's the plot. Five characters, one horny undead dude, zero explanation why he's even there. I kept waiting for some sort of Queen's Blade tournament setup or at least a joke about the actual anime but nah, just straight to it.

The cumshot scenes are messy in a way that's almost impressive. Like someone really studied how fluids work and then deliberately ignored all of it. Cattleya gets the most attention obviously, those things are practically their own characters, but the zombie's just going through the motions. There's this one moment where the animation loops so badly her tit clips through her own shoulder and I couldn't stop laughing. Not what you want during a hentai scene but here we are. The Halloween theme is barely there, a pumpkin in the background maybe, I don't know, I was distracted by how the blonde hair textures look like dried spaghetti.

Wish there was more variety in the positions but the game's clearly not getting updated so whatever. The parody aspect is wasted honestly, could've been any big titty blonde characters and it wouldn't matter. No voice acting, just these wet slapping sounds that loop every three seconds. My phone got weirdly hot running this in Chrome, like concerningly hot, and I've played actual 3D games on this thing without issues. The zombie's face during the climax is the funniest shit I've seen all week, completely dead eyed like he's filing taxes. Not sure if that's intentional or just the artist giving up halfway through.

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