About this game
Burgmeister & Royce. That's the college name, right? Sounds like a law firm that handles divorces and also sells fancy mustard. Which is actually kind of perfect for this game. You play a broke kid who's supposed to be all sad about leaving his dad and some summer fling behind, but like two minutes in you're getting hazed by a frat called Delta Iota Kappa. Dik. They really named it Dik. The game knows what it is.
The combat is turn based and I still don't understand why. You'll be trying to solve some dumb puzzle to get into a party, then suddenly it's like a JRPG where you're trading blows with some jock. My guy has a "charm" stat that levels up. You can literally fuck your way to victory sometimes. The strategy elements are weirdly deep for a game where the main selling point is animated creampies with the dean's wife. Oh yeah, there's a milf dean's wife and she's got massive tits and zero subtlety. The first time you meet her she basically eye-fucks you during orientation. I thought it was a bug at first because her tits just kept growing between scenes. They don't address it. Nobody mentions it. By mid game she's like 40% tit.
The prostitution system caught me off guard. Your character can basically become a gigolo to pay for textbooks? But the female domination scenes are where it gets interesting. There's this one moment with twins, actual twins who are in your philosophy class, and they corner you during a house party. What starts as teasing turns into a full on humiliation thing where you're the entertainment. The voyeurism mechanics are never explained properly. Sometimes you just click on a door and watch. Other times you need specific items? A sock? I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out why I needed a sock to spy on the sorority initiation. Still don't know. The lesbian content is surprisingly not just for show, there's an actual romance path with one of the cheerleaders that gets genuinely sweet before it gets filthy.
The stripping minigame is broken. Not like "oh it's unpolished" broken, like I got stuck in an infinite loop where my character kept taking off the same shirt. Four times. The exhibitionism score kept going up though so I just let it ride. 3D graphics are that weird uncanny style where everyone looks like a sex doll that learned to blink. But the anal scenes have surprisingly good physics? The titfuck animations use the same jiggle engine from the milf dean so it looks like someone's trying to escape from inside a water balloon. There's a virgin character who you can corrupt and the dialogue is so over the top I had to mute it. "Oh gosh, mister, what is that throbbing thing?" Actual line. I screenshotted it. Sent it to my chat. We made it an emote.