Thirty Days

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The character creator is a fucking liar, straight up. It shows you these personality sliders like "Shy vs Outgoing" and "Innocent vs Curious" and I spent maybe 20 minutes fine tuning Alex and Kayla to be a specific kind of disaster. Then the game starts and you realize those sliders are just vibes, a suggestion. The twins are going to be aggressively, relentlessly horny no matter what you pick. It's like setting a thermostat to 20 degrees but the furnace only has one setting: surface of the sun.

Which, fine. I'm not complaining about the destination but the journey is a bit of a mess. The CG hentai art is actually pretty nice when it pops up, the artist clearly understands the appeal of the "private school girl finally seeing the real world" trope. There's one scene where you're explaining something mundane, I think it was how a laundromat works, and Kayla is just staring at you with this vacant, slightly open mouthed expression that's more obscene than any of the actual sex scenes later. The game doesn't seem to know that's its best moment. It rushes you past those uncomfortable, charged silences into the more generic "and then we fucked" territory. The aunt route is particularly guilty of this, going from zero to "let me teach you about your body" in a narrative heartbeat. I wish there was more friction, more of that slow, wrong-feeling build up. But that's what I always wish for in these games and I'm never getting it.

The choice system is there but it's flimsy. You pick a role, Aunt, Uncle, whatever, and it mostly just changes the flavor text around the same core of corrupting these two. The other lovers and suitors the description mentions feel like afterthoughts, cardboard cutouts that exist so you don't feel completely alone in your weird little grooming simulator. There's a guy named Mark. I've already forgotten his face. The whole thing runs in browser so it's perfect for that specific kind of degenerate multitasking where you have a spreadsheet open on one tab and are trying to get your virtual niece to touch herself on the other. The pacing is like a meal that's all dessert, too much sugar rush and then you feel a bit sick and the actual substance of what you just consumed is a haze.

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