About this game
The face editor. I spent maybe twenty minutes just on the face editor. You can tweak her expression in ways that feel genuinely wrong, like you're a god with a very specific, degenerate domain. Sliding the ahegao meter up while her eyes cross and her tongue lolls out. Then snapping it back to a stern, disapproving glare. The disconnect is jarring in the best way. This Sarada Uchiha XXX Simulator thing, it's a browser based Naruto parody, and calling it a game is generous. It's a doll. A very, very detailed sex doll with a bad attitude and a sharingan.
The whole setup is bare bones. You get Sarada, some basic backgrounds that look ripped straight from the anime, and a toolbar. The fucking itself is a minigame, a rhythm thing where you match a moving bar to