About this game
Aria Giovanni's tits are right there on the load screen and the whole thing runs like a browser tab from 2009 that forgot to die. I picked the heart breaker profile because why not, and the game just throws you into a chat window with a stamina bar. You click dialogue options, she gives you this pixelated smirk, and then you buy her a skirt. Not like a metaphor. An actual skirt from a shop menu with like forty items nobody asked for.
The dress up part is weirdly hypnotic. You can put Aria in a leather top and then immediately try to kiss her and she says something like "not yet" and you lose points. I spent maybe twenty minutes just cycling lingerie combos before remembering there's supposed to be a dating sim underneath. The sex scenes are there, they're fine, they animate like a flipbook made by someone who just discovered tweening. But the real hook is the broken economy. You can bang a hooker for cash or buy a love doll and honestly the love doll has more personality than the businessman profile.
There's a beauty contest jury thing too. I got to judge and accidentally gave Nicole Sheridan a low score because I was distracted by the music looping. The soundtrack sounds like a dentist office waiting room if the dentist was horny. Still, there's something about the jank that keeps you clicking. It doesn't pretend to be more than a fap game with extra steps and a shopping cart. The dialogue repeats, the stats barely matter, and the whole thing feels like a time capsule from when real pornstars in games was a selling point. Which it was. And is. I don't know. I finished once and didn't feel bad, just confused about why I bought the red heels when the black ones gave the same bonus.