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The SeXXX Adventures of Jonathan Cummings

The SeXXX Adventures of Jonathan Cummings

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Amsterdam Part 1 feels like someone took a vacation photo and decided to turn it into a game. And I mean that in both the best and most frustrating way possible. It's deliberately rough around the edges. Like, really rough. The whole thing has this "first project" energy that's sort of charming if you're into that. The dialogue reads like an honest attempt to capture how actual people talk about sex, stumbling over words and all.

You're Jonathan, apparently traveling the world to... learn about sex? I think that's what the description mumbled. You meet this girl Alexa in Amsterdam. She has these absolutely massive breasts that defy the somewhat wonky art style. The proportions are cartoonishly over the top, and I spent way too long just trying to understand the physics of her shirt. It's doing some heavy lifting.

The sex scene arrives fast. Like, startlingly fast. One moment you're chatting about local culture or whatever, next thing you know clothes are off and there's hardcore fucking happening. The animation is stiff but enthusiastic. Bodies clip through each other sometimes. There's a moment where Alexa's head turned almost completely around that genuinely startled me. The audio is just... silence? Or maybe my browser was fighting with it. I had Task Manager open on my second monitor and three tabs were labeled "gamcore" and using 97% of my memory. Classic.

I appreciate that the game doesn't pretend to be sophisticated. It's a porn game that knows it's a porn game. But man, that one menu button was impossible to click. I never figured out what it did. Just a tiny gray square in the corner refusing to acknowledge my cursor. This will probably haunt me more than any of the actual sexual content.

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Played with my mates, great dialogue and world building