Everyone Wants Me to Be a Girl v0.7.2

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★ 4.0 (4 votes) 766 plays Instant Play

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Okay so the whole gender bender thing, right? I've seen it before but this one gets under your skin differently. Mickie, this nobody guy in a grey world, starts changing. Not all at once like some magic poof, but piece by piece. First time I noticed his ass in the mirror I actually laughed out loud, then felt weird about laughing. The 3DCG models aren't polished, they have this almost clay-like quality that somehow makes the transformation more unsettling and also... yeah, more hot. Don't ask me why.

There's this one scene early on where he's still mostly dude shaped but his chest is getting... you know. And he's just sitting there, hand down there, confused but also not stopping. The teasing in this game is brutal. Not from other characters, from the game itself. It shows you what's happening, makes you click through it, makes you complicit. Then later when the full vaginal sex scenes hit, it feels earned in a way I wasn't ready for. The big tits tag is accurate but they grow gradually, which is somehow more effective than if they just appeared. You keep playing thinking maybe there's a way to stop it but there isn't and that's the whole point.

The dating sim elements are there but they're weirdly hollow. People react to the changes, some groping happens in public, handjobs in alleys that feel more transactional than romantic. The fantasy setting is just our world but slightly wrong, like someone turned the saturation down on everything except the sex. Oral scenes are surprisingly tender compared to everything else, which threw me off. You spend so long watching Mickie panic and then suddenly there's this quiet moment and it hits different.

The adventure tag is a lie by the way. You're not adventuring, you're just surviving your own body betraying you. And the masturbation scenes. God. They're not even the most explicit parts but they're where the game actually says something about identity and desire and I hate that I'm writing that about a porn game but here we are. The big ass thing is overdone in one particular angle that keeps repeating and I wish they'd fixed the camera there because it pulls you out of the moment. Small complaint that ruined three scenes for me.

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Transformation theme is handled well. Dating sim mechanics are surprisingly deep, enjoying the progression