About this game
You know that feeling when you click around a game and the cursor just... disappears? Happens here. Not a bug, the thing is just that bare. These fat bitches, as the game so eloquently puts it, are rendered in that specific 3DCG style that makes skin look like polished wax fruit. I spent a weirdly long time staring at the physics on one character’s ass, the way it jiggled with a half second delay like it was underwater. Mesmerizing in the worst way.
The loop is brain dead simple. Click on a lamp, get a key. Click on a drawer, get a dildo. Give dildo to the woman with tits the size of yoga balls blocking the hallway. She does a little shimmy animation and then it’s a close up of a creampie that looks like someone spilled a latte. The male protag is just a floating pair of hands and a dick, which is honestly a mood. There’s this one anal scene where the angle is so bad it looks like he’s fucking her lower back, not her ass. I laughed. I didn’t stop though. The oral sex bit has a sound effect that’s just a wet squelch looped poorly, and it cuts off mid gag which is jarring. Wish the game would remember which items I already used, but it won’t, so you just end up with a screen full of junk you can’t drop.
It’s a masturbation aid that hates you a little bit. The whole thing is over in a few minutes, a burst of crude animated vaginal and anal finishes that are about as subtle as a brick through a window. It’s like someone took a hentai logic puzzle and stripped out the puzzle part. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Don’t. This is a solo mission, a shameful little point and click snack you consume while waiting for something better to load. The big asses are big, the creampies are plentiful, and my brain cells died in the process. No refunds on those.