About this game
The loading screen has a typo. "Holidays" is missing an 'i' or something, I don't know, I was distracted by the character select which is just three pairs of tits with names underneath. No faces. Just the goods. It's so aggressively direct I almost respected it. This isn't a game, it's a delivery mechanism. You click a girl, you click a hole, a meter fills up, white pixels appear. The end. There's no dialogue tree where you accidentally insult her cooking and have to reload a save. Thank god.
The middle option, I forget her name, the one with the pink hair that defies gravity, has this expression during the climax scene that I can't stop thinking about. It's not arousal. It's not boredom. It's the face you make when you remember you left the stove on but you're already on the highway. It's a perfect, accidental masterpiece of emotional dissonance. I stared at it for way too long. The animation loop is like three frames. Her chest moves like a water balloon filled with pudding. It's terrible. I loved it.
The sound design is just... a single wet slap on repeat. It sounds less like sex and more like someone aggressively stirring mac and cheese. After the third "date" I had muted the tab and put on a podcast about war crimes. It felt appropriate. The cumshot mechanic is weirdly precise, like a sniper mini-game where the target is just her chin. Miss and it hits the background, which is just a gradient. A sad, lonely gradient. I don't know what I was expecting for a browser game called something like "Holiday Fuck Fest" but the complete lack of any context for the last day of holidays plot is almost avant-garde. Why are they there? Why am I there? The unfinished business is apparently just this. Fair enough.