About this game
Dave's life is basically a setup for a joke that never lands. He's got a girlfriend who's a model, the kind of woman who makes you wonder if you accidentally turned on a beauty filter for reality. At work, his assistant Maria is... let's say distractingly competent. The game presents this as a problem, which is funny. Most guys would be terrified of this much potential energy in one social circle. Dave just sees an opportunity to make everything significantly more complicated.
The first time I clicked through a scene with both women, I actually laughed at how the 3D models move. It's deliberately unpolished, right? Like someone learned Blender last month and decided horny was the best motivation. The rough sex tag isn't kidding. There's a moment where the physics engine just gives up on a particular position and bodies clip through the couch in a way that's more surreal than sexy. I kept replaying that part just to see if it would fix itself. It won't. Ever.
I wish the relationship dynamics had more bite. You're chasing five endings but the dialogue between the threesome setup is so flat I started filling in my own lines, MST3K style. "Oh Dave, your indecision is so hot." The hard sex scenes are there, technically, but the facial expressions during the roughest moments look like someone mildly disappointed with their tax return. Still, I went back three times. Something about the janky animation loop when Maria and the girlfriend finally interact... it's like watching two mannequins discover friction. I can't look away. The model tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, and by heavy lifting I mean the character proportions are so exaggerated that walking through a doorway should be a minigame. Missed opportunity, honestly.