About this game
The loading screen says something about a landlady but it's a lie, a weird bait and switch that I'm not even mad about. You're not seducing the lady who owns the building. You're a college kid back home and the target is your grandmother's friend. That's the whole thing. The audacity of this setup made me laugh, then the game got weirdly specific about a shower peeping scene that goes on for so long I started questioning the protagonist's life choices. The pixel people have this dead eyed stare that makes every grope feel like a fever dream.
The menu icons are ugly. Genuinely ugly, like someone discovered clip art in 2006 and never let go. And yet. The lactation scene unlocked without any warning and I choked on my drink. There's a moment with morning wood where the dialogue is so flat and literal that it circles back to being hilarious. I wish they'd leaned harder into the absurdity but the game plays it straight, which is somehow worse and better at the same time. The spanking sound effect is just a stock whip crack. Every single time.
What works is the shamelessness. The harem tag isn't a promise, it's a threat, and the BBW character appears with zero fanfare like she was always there, just waiting in the code. The twin scene is copy pasted from the main route with different hair colors. I don't know why I expected more. The anal option shows up in a dropdown menu like you're ordering pizza toppings. The fact that it's all framed as "coming home from college" adds this layer of accidental comedy that I'm pretty sure is unintentional but I'm choosing to believe is genius. The cuddling mechanic is just holding the mouse button. That's it. I held it for three minutes just to see if anything would happen. Nothing did. Perfect.