About this game
The cemetery’s got this weird purple glow, and Tia’s just standing there with her spellbook like she’s about to file her taxes, not summon something that’ll suck her off. That’s the whole setup. A tech witch, half cyborg apparently, decides the best place for a ritual is between some mossy headstones. The Beta version added her name, which I guess matters if you’re the type who needs to know who’s wrapping their lips around your spectral whatever. The logo’s more heraldric now, whatever that means, but the cartoony look stays. It’s like someone stapled a coat of arms onto a hentai flash game from 2006.
The new animations for the “Dirty DEED” are what you’re here for. Two of them. One’s got her on her knees, the other’s… also on her knees but with more cyborg armor plates shifting around. The armor thing is weirdly detailed for a game where a vampire monster shows up just to get facefucked. There’s a button now that says “Show meh sum tiddies” and I still can’t figure out if it’s a joke or a broken feature because it does nothing half the time. The climax button doesn’t boot you to credits anymore, which is a relief. Nothing kills a boner like a sudden credits roll. The music’s new too, some looping synth that sounds like a Halloween store in mid-October. Not bad, just… there.
The bugs are still crawling around. The UI color changed but the selection menu looks half-baked, like someone spilled coffee on the code. There’s a spellbook model now that just sits there, and Tia mutters more phrases, some of which cut off mid-sentence. The Sergeant from the RAVER universe apparently calls from beyond the grave? I don’t know what that means and neither will you. The whole thing feels like a patch notes list that got turned into a game. But when the vampire’s jaw unhinges and the speed toggle actually works, it’s hard to care about polish. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Just don’t expect the company to understand why a cyborg witch is getting railed by a ghoul in a cemetery while a disembodied voice yells about tiddies.