About this game
The first choice pops up before you even see a tit. That's the whole game, really. Hinata stands there, blushing like she's about to confess something important, and you get a dialogue wheel. I picked something stupid about her jacket being open. She didn't run away. She just... looked down at her own chest, then back at me. The animation is jank, her breasts don't move right when she breathes, they sort of just exist in space like two pale moons that forgot physics. But the way her eyes go wide, that specific shade of lavender from the show, that's captured perfectly. I kept clicking.
There's this one scene where you're behind her, hands hovering, and the game asks if you want to grope or wait. I waited. Nothing happened for like ten seconds. Just her breathing, the background of some Konoha street that looks like it was drawn in MS Paint by someone who really tried but only had a trackpad. Then she turns her head slightly, not looking at you, and whispers something about Naruto being late. The guilt hit me right in the gut, but my cursor was already moving toward the grope option. The sound effect that plays is awful, like someone squishing a wet sponge. I laughed. Then I felt bad. Then I clicked the next choice.
Multiple endings, they say. I got one where she pushes you away, calls you a pervert, and runs. The screen fades to black with this sad little music sting. Reloaded, tried different choices, got an ending where she... doesn't run. The writing is surprisingly tender in that route, her dialogue about being seen for the first time, about someone wanting her and not Sakura. It's still a cheap parody game with big tits and clumsy groping mechanics, but that one line stuck with me. The ass physics are completely broken though, like two water balloons fighting each other. Can't believe I'm writing that sentence. The Naruto sprite shows up once, in the distance, and he's just standing there. Menacingly. Or maybe I imagined it.