About this game
The clicking is what gets me. Every single menu button in this thing sounds like someone snapping a plastic fork. It's a small thing, right? But you're trying to get into the mood, looking at Natalie's bored expression and her pixel perfect tits, and then *click* *clack* it's like a spreadsheet. They'll never fix that.
So Tom, this absolute dunce, rents Natalie. She's a whore, the game tells you that flat out. A cheap one, a brunette with a body that doesn't match the price tag. The whole setup is a POV sex lesson. She's supposed to teach him, but honestly, the way the animations loop, she's teaching him patience more than anything. You pick a position from a little row of icons, and the 3D models grind together. The first time the camera snaps into his viewpoint, right up against her chest, it's genuinely hot. Her skin texture has this slight shine, like she's already been at it for a while. Then the audio loop of a wet slapping sound starts and it's the same sample. Over and over. A metronome of mediocre fucking.
I spent a weird amount of time just watching her face. The devs gave her this one expression, a kind of half lidded 'I'm only here so I don't get fined' look. It's perfect. It sells the whole 'cheap whore' tag better than the dialogue, which is just text boxes with typos like "recieve". There's a moment where you switch to doggy style and the camera clips straight through the bed frame and you're staring at the void. Immersion shattered. But then you click back, and the rhythm resets, and you're just a pair of headless bodies locked in a physics loop. It's a mess. A strangely compelling mess. Makes you wonder what a DLC with a woman who actually pretended to enjoy it would feel like. A milf teacher type who scolds you for bad clicking, maybe.