Just Bros v2.27

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The gym bro with the shoulders like a fridge just winked at me and I don't know if I want to arm wrestle him or let him fold me in half. That's the energy of Just Bros. You're this guy, right, new in town or whatever, and suddenly every man with a pulse and a profession is giving you The Look. The firefighter, the personal trainer, the silver fox type who probably owns a yacht. I spent way too long on the character creator trying to make my dude look like he could actually pull any of them, which is a whole separate issue I have with these games but whatever.

The writing is... look, it's a porn game. The dialogue sometimes sounds like it was run through a translator that learned English exclusively from grindr messages. But then the trainer guy, I think his name is Rex or something equally on the nose, he gets you alone in the locker room and the way he describes what he wants to do to your lats? I forgot to breathe for a second. The game knows what it's selling. You pick dialogue options that are basically "be a power bottom" or "be a dominant top" and the scenes just go from there. The muscle worship is front and center, lots of descriptions of veins and sweat and the kind of physicality that makes you want to immediately go do some pushups. Or something else.

One night stand with the twink-ish barista felt kind of tacked on, like they remembered not everyone wants a daddy and just threw him in. But the main routes, the guys with actual storylines, those have some meat to them. The art style is that specific brand of western furry-adjacent but with humans, you know the one. Everyone's got that sheen. I got stuck on a choice with the older guy where I couldn't decide if I wanted to be called a good boy or take control, and the game just stared at me waiting. Felt called out. The sports stuff is mostly window dressing for the "wrestling practice" that definitely isn't about wrestling. Anyway the firefighter has a scene involving his uniform that I will not be forgetting.

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