About this game
Takes a special kind of game to make Star Fox look like high art. You know what I mean? This is just... Krystal walking around with those ridiculous tits, and the whole point is to fuck your way to popularity. Like some demented social climbing but with less clothes and zero dignity. The arrow keys, man, they move you with all the grace of a shopping cart with a broken wheel.
And okay the blowjob scenes. You just click around, find some furball who's interested, and then it's all mouth stuff and bouncing mammaries that have physics from another dimension. Krystal looks like she's smuggling melons. Which I guess is the point? But the tail is all wrong compared to the original. In starfox adventures she had this elegant thing and here it's just... there. Not that anyone's looking at the tail when the rest of it is so aggressively in your face. The wolf character, forgot his name, he's got this expression like he's constipated every time.
I spent way too long figuring out the reputation system. Or not figuring it out, really, because the UI is like someone designed it during an earthquake. The numbers go up though. After you do enough... activities. Very progressive! Solved. Please clap. Why does she make that specific face during oral? It's like she's solving a math problem. The uncanny valley but with fur. At least there's no boring tutorial telling you how to suck dick properly, you just... do it and hope for the best. Like life. Wish there was more variety in the locations though, everything starts to look the same after a while, blur of brown and flesh tones.