About this game
This thing barely runs.
Fox lady, right. Krystal. The blue one from that Nintendo game nobody admits they jerked off to. Here she’s got melon sized tits and walks through a forest that looks like someone’s first RPG Maker project left in the sun to melt. Controls are slippery like buttered soap. I kept sliding into invisible walls while this royalty free flute music loops and loops until ears bleed. Click on a bush, maybe something happens. Click on a rock, maybe something happens. The handjob animation triggers when you bump into a wolf, I think. It’s sudden. No buildup. Just her paw on some guy’s cock, pumping with all the rhythm of a broken metronome.
Soundtrack goes plink plonk medieval on loop.
Somewhere in the menu fog I found a button that made the cumshot happen early. Facial mode too. Absolutely zero satisfaction in the timing because the whole thing is so jerky, like watching a puppet show where the strings are tangled. The furries around the map make this wet squish noise when you trigger them, which sounds less sexy and more like stirring mac and cheese. My phone autocorrected “Krystal” to “Kristal” three times writing this and honestly that’s the energy of the entire experience. Something is off but you can’t stop clicking.
Big tits physics are all wrong, btw. They float up like balloons then snap down. There’s this one corner of the map where if you talk to a lizard NPC backwards, the text breaks and just says “niche niche niche.” I don’t know what that means. Maybe it’s French. The game doesn’t care what you do and neither do the NPCs. Just walk around, find sexual adventures, as if sex was a random encounter in tall grass. One minute you’re lost near a tree stump, next minute some dog guy is getting a handjob and everyone’s face stays exactly the same.
No climax, then abruptly it ends. Not the game. Just the scene. Then you’re back walking.